College Quotes
Katlin (looking in the fridge): Who's fruit is that?
Tori: It's mine. Why?
Katlin (trying to whisper): You have a big banana.
Tori: Yeah, it's bigger than Tony's.
Katlin: OH SNAP. Hahahahaha!
-On fruit/ex comparisons
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