Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twenty Times and That’s a Situation
Fool me three times, there’s a little bit of shame to go around here. Admittedly, maybe I should have caught on to your character by now.
Tag: Hell
Where to Direct Your HR Issues at Our HR-Less Company
Work Anniversaries: See your manager for a token of our appreciation—a homemade coupon for one (1) weak handshake.
So You’re Bored Enough to Read the Back of the Package
We want to extend our deepest gratitude to you for believing in our potato chips. Those other people who didn’t buy our chips can go right to hell.
FAQs for the Company Reply-All Email Thread
Q: I don't seem to be getting any other emails besides the reply-all thread. Can you fix that? A: Great question! Again, sorry, but no.
Since You Last Beat Me at “Guess Who?” I’ve Dedicated My Life to Its Craft
Did you know that exactly 12.5% of the characters are frowning? Or that 20.8% have rosy cheeks? I did.
Friendly Notes from a Demonic Kindergarten Teacher
Our goal is that incoming demons feel terrified and resentful as we prepare them for a dark future of inflicting l pain upon mortals.
Yelp Reviews of My Near-Death Experiences
I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.
It’s Me, Scrub Daddy, America’s Favorite Sponge! Please Stop Using My Mouth to Clean Your Dishes
The hole for my mouth is pretty much only there for novelty reasons. No matter how hard you push, none of your cups or plates will ever fit.
Are Your Child’s Creepy Drawings Mediocre? Try Our “Kid in a Scary Movie” Art Class!
We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
Sure, My Right to Marry Might Be Overturned, but Am I Bringing Strange Energy to This Dinner Party?
Has that ever happened to you? Where your body is moving but your mind starts to dissociate? I bought party hats! Who wants one?
Please Familiarize Yourself with Mr. Satan’s Views Before Calling Yourself a “Devil’s Advocate”
Aside from praying for the catastrophic downfall of the entire human race, Satan's honestly a pretty reasonable guy.
I Would Be the Best Writer in the World but Oops, My Pencil Broke
The publishing world has always had a bias against writers who have never actually written anything.