How to Get Started @Twitter
Many of you may not have known this, but for a brief while I was writing the Twitter jokes for Points in Case alongside our fearless editor Court Sullivan and fellow writer Paul Frank. Other than that, I have always been one to shun Twitter, mockingly referring to it instead as "Twatter." I have to say though, I did enjoy writing the jokes for PIC's Twitter and it fulfilled a desire/need to rapidly get some silly thoughts off my mind.
It was also kind of cool to see people respond to the jokes and pass them on to their friends. The reason I write all these silly articles in the first place is to spread more humor around the world. The PIC Twitter gave me an outlet to share laughs without sitting down to write an entire column about a particular subject. So when Court offered me a spot, within my column, to display my last four tweets from my own personal account, I simply couldn't turn it down. Problem was, I didn't have a personal Twitter account.
Welcome Andrei, try not to be too big of an ass, okay?So, after much thought, a good deal of panic, and some careful consideration, I officially joined the Twittersphere: @AndreiTrostel
My first experience was one of crickets chirping loudly and I immediately thought what I imagine was everyone's thought when they first opened their Twitter account: "Um...I don't get it." Then I contacted my friend Maria who you may remember from my Viagra article. I immediately informed Maria of my ultimate acquiescence to the Twitter pressure she had placed on me when she first signed up.
After a couple of elated tweets from her about my joining, which I imagine was accompanied by her adorably jumping up and down, I realized that I wasn't alone in this world of 140 character thoughts. Sure, I had been here before, but that was sort of incognito. Before, I had the full force of PIC fans behind me whether they liked me or not. Now it was personal. Now it was just me on my own. If something I wrote wasn't funny or interesting, I couldn't blame it on Court or Paul anymore.
When you simply can't contain yourself to 140 characters.The truth is that I don't have a lot of friends with Twitter, probably because I spent the last couple of years mocking it in my articles and those friends who use it don't talk to me anymore. What I did have was a rock solid fan base that tunes in to read my drivel each and every week, so I decided to get in touch with them directly....but as it turns out, my mom doesn't tweet either. This didn't come as a huge shocker to me since that woman couldn't fit a thought into 140 characters or less to save her life, which also explains why some of my articles are so damn long...genetics. (Hi Mom, love you!)
So I started following a couple of random PIC fans—some of you even followed me back, thanks for that. I figured the least I could do was check out the things you write since you're nice enough to read my articles. I kept following everyone who followed me back, presuming that those "two" people may have actually enjoyed some of my articles. A big assumption, I know, since they likely have an autofollow bot (not to be confused with a giant robot that turns into a yellow car and follows you). Then I decided to add all the other PIC writers I could find who had Twitter accounts, if only to make it easier for them to direct message me about how much I suck. (Note: Frankly, I was shocked this didn't actually happen. I can only assume it's because you can't be anonymous on Twitter like you can on PIC.)
Then, in the spirit of being polite, I made it a point to follow anyone back that followed me. I also followed a few random people who seemed like they had a really good sense of humor. I tried to implement the same philosophy on Twitter that I use when approaching commenters on PIC: if you take the time to write me a comment, then the least I can do is care enough to respond, regardless whether you hated the article or not. So when I received a direct message from someone in Twitter, I made it a point to respond in kind.
Things kind of took off rapidly from there and I went from a couple of followers to a couple hundred followers in less than a week. It turns out that, in the Twitter world, you actually have to be nice to people and give a shit what other people have to say, instead of just randomly yippity yapping to the world in bite-sized statements. Who knew?! Actually, I think everyone knows that on some level, but people tend to forget that you have to be nice to people for them to be nice to you back. Certainly that is a lesson for all things in life.
The easiest way to fail at Twitter is to ignore your followers.So originally, I had only planned on randomly sending out one line jokes, into the world, that would also be published to my column. However, now I find myself regularly interacting with my readers and fans by direct messaging with them about all kinds of things. I am also meeting some really hilarious and interesting individuals who had never heard of PIC until now. On Friday I participated in the Twitter tradition of "Follow Friday (#FF)" by sending shoutouts to both Points in Case writers and some of the regular readers. I also picked one of the funniest joke replies of the week to feature in my column feed with the person's real name and Twitter handle. I've decided that I will regularly feature those followers who go the extra comedic mile with their responses, in order to show my appreciation for their great sense of humor. At the very least, you can expect that I will try to continually increase the amount of laughter in the world.
Bottom line though, if you want people to follow you on Twitter, then you have to get in the game, join the community, be polite, and it certainly doesn't hurt to be a little adventurous. I still reserve the right to refer to it as Twatter though, mostly because it's a habit that I don't think I will ever be able to break.
Thank you to everyone, both new and old to Points in Case. Let's keep the laughter flowing freely.
A Loon with a View
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P.S. In case any of you were wondering, this was my historical, first official tweet: