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Black Monday: The Day After the Super Bowl

Well it's officially The Day After. No, I'm not talking about that post-apocalyptic nuclear war movie with Steve Guttenberg and John Lithgow, although in many ways, venturing out into that society is more appealing to me than leaving my house the day after the Super Bowl. Read More »

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Things I'm Looking Forward to in 2012

New Year's has come and gone and by now you're not only sober enough to read again, but you're probably itching for something to do while you procrastinate. So I thought I would share with you some of the things I'm looking forward to in 2012 for your procrastination pleasure...or whatever other way you pleasure yourself. Read More »

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The Little Drummer Boy Gets Fucked Again

One of the most disturbing things to me about Christianity is the mistranslation and misinterpretation of things and ideas in order to twist them into something completely awful. Read More »

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Five Things That Seem Much Bigger Than They Really Are

Maybe it's the media sensationalism we're constantly bombarded with, but it seems to me that with just enough hyper-extreme exaggeration, you could spin just about anything to seem much bigger than it really is. Read More »

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The Idea of the Apocalypse Has Never Been So Wrong

The stench and filth of the dark city alleys made it difficult to breathe, but it was in these narrow passages where I could increase the distance between us. It had just rained too, which would make it even harder for him to turn corners on the damp and slightly oily asphalt. Read More »

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iSorry, But Steve Jobs was a Dick

One thing that most people either appreciate or despise about me is that I have a tendency to bluntly call things like I see them, regardless of the fallout. What's fascinating to me though is that no matter how many times I do this, it is usually met with genuine surprise from people who have known me for years. Read More »

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Facebook Redesign for Dummies

It happened again: Facebook redesigned everything and your mind exploded all over everyone's news feed! Don't worry, I'm here to make things infinitely easier and clearer for you so you don't have to figure out how to navigate all this new Facebook stuff. I promise if you follow my simple advice you will never have to deal with confusing stuff on Facebook ever again. Read More »

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I Know What You Didn't Do Last Week

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Alright, because I'm tired and can't be buggered to write out a full-length article, I thought we would play a little game instead. This game is called, "Guess which one of the following things I did NOT do while on vacation last week." Read More »

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The Creepy Art of the Female Bathroom Ninja

The lights went out! I wave my arms furiously in the air, but nothing happens. Great, now what am I supposed to do? Read More »

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Google, Plus a Whole Lot of Hype

I'm sure you are all aware by now of Google+, the latest social networking site that has been going around (and yes, I did just allude to the fact that it is kind of like a venereal disease in the first sentence). If you haven't heard of Google+ then not only do I completely envy your degree of social networking ignorance, but I completely envy your degree of general internet ignorance. Read More »

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Top Ten Most Annoying Drivers

Few things in this world annoy us more than idiot drivers. I don't know what it is that gets our blood boiling so much since we've all been "that driver" at some point or another. Well, you all have been that driver, not me, because I obviously drive impeccably, like Einstein himself was behind the wheel. Read More »

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The Catholic Church Finally Gets Anal About Sexual Abuse

There has been a great disturbance in the balance of the force as of late and I feel it is time we shed some light on these events. Read More »

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Oh Shit, I'M the Asshole

We've all been there. We've all experienced it. Some of us more than others. I'm talking about that moment just after doing something where you realize YOU are actually the asshole, not the other person. Read More »

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I'm Buggin' Over Stink Bugs (Halomorpha halys)

As you might remember from my previous article about Cave Crickets, I'm in a full-scale war with the insect world. For whatever reason, the insects have decided to mess with me more so than any other human being on the planet. Read More »

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Get Out of My Comment Box

From time to time here at Points in Case and elsewhere on the internet, some writer gets their panties in a bunch over their comment box and what occurs in it, so I felt it was time to address this issue once and for all. Read More »

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