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5. While Driving

The movie The Chase comes to mind whenever I think of anyone having sex AND driving. There go Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson barreling down the road being chased by every cop in the world it seems and they simply have no other place to do it than right there in the car going a hundred miles an hour. Read More »

We've all seen it in the movies. We've all fantasized about it. Hell, some of us have even gone out and tried it for ourselves. I'm talking about that super sultry place to have sex, that in your mind seems sizzling and amazing, but in reality, because of logistics, is not all you built it up to be. Read More »

We've all been there. We've all experienced it. If you claim you haven't then you're the douchebag friend/co-worker this article is about. I'm referring to the "deer in the headlights" dance everyone does at the end of a group dinner when splitting the check. Read More »

Is it wrong to want to smash a coffee mug into some woman's wrist if it's for her own good? Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here. I should provide you with the back story first and then ask you the question. Read More »

I'm officially holding interviews for a personal penguin. Your job would basically be to dress up as a penguin and follow me around to parties, restaurants, and social gatherings. You would have to waddle slightly and occasionally make a penguin noise, whatever the hell that actually is (finding out what noise a penguin makes is part of getting the job). Read More »

I was dreamin' when I wrote this
Forgive me if it goes astray

But when I woke up this mornin'
Coulda sworn it was judgment day. Read More »

Most of you don't know this about me, but I started college with the intent of becoming a forensic pathologist. This probably says something about my inability to deal with actual living people...I know, a real shocker, right? Read More »

Caitlyn: I'm wearing a skort today and you know what is odd?
Andrei: Most men hate skorts!
Caitlyn: Yes well, I'm much more comfortable in a skort, to protect me from them there men.
Andrei: So what is odd?
Caitlyn: A tattoo is showing that no one ever sees. Read More »

Okay I'm just going to say this... I know every one is thinking it secretly anyway, but I can't take it any longer: the fire department is blatantly fucking with the general public for their own sick, twisted personal amusement. Read More »

As a dyslexic person, I spell atrociously, so without spell check on programs, I would probably be unintelligible to the world. However, I have recently realized that over time spell check is slowly working against me, even mocking me! Read More »

I try to be as open-minded as possible and fight all the stereotypes that arise in our culture, but there is one stereotype that I can't seem to shake: Women may have been right about us all along—men REALLY ARE stupid. Read More »

I have to clear a few things up about cell phone usage with you people. And don't give me that look, because yes, I know this has been written about a million times already, but I have my own way of doing things. From the tweenie flash texter to the geriatric technology handicapped, I have to say that a large majority of you are nothing less then highly irritating with your cell phones. Read More »

Technology is growing so rapidly that it's becoming increasingly difficult to imagine a world without half of the things that have been developed in the last ten years. Our technological gap used to be generational, yet lately it seems that gap has been reduced to the blink of an eye. Read More »

Occasionally, mundane things happen that captivate our gecko-like attention for what seems like an eternity in this fast-paced society, and we then overlook other news stories altogether. Read More »

Dear Anonymous,

I'm writing this letter to communicate some of the feelings I have over this dysfunctional relationship of ours. Things have gotten way out of hand between us and I'm really not sure how that all happened. Read More »