%n Away Messages (Percent N)

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
%n.
Oh shit, uhhh, I'm not here right now.

Me + %n's mom - the condom = %n. That's right, who's your daddy, bitch.


Hi %n, this is the computer. I haven't seen my master for a while. So...what do you say we...turn down the lights, play a little Kenny G MP3 and make sweet, faceless love....alone and electronically, just you and me, %n...

You know what's wrong with people like you %n? Nevermind, it's a long story, I'll be back later.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.

Eating a bland microwave meal: $3
Watching a boring TV show: $2
Getting an unsatisfying foot massage from an ambiguously-female escort: $75
Not having to talk to %n: PRICELESS

What if I actually wanted to calculate the percent of "n" in this away message. I would be SCREWED!

THE FOLLOWING SCREENAMES SMELL: Mickey393, JohnasDude39, %n, FordyOuncer3. Please deodorize yourselves immediately.

I was just looking through my buddy list and I found the screenname "%n". How stupid is THAT?!

The scores are in and I just want to let everyone know that courtjester49 came in 1st place, bobrooni was 2nd, and Calisurf84 was 3rd. For the record, %n was last place. Thanks to the hundreds of thousands of you who played!

Not to be childish, but %n is a big fat dookie head.

Knock knock?
Who's there...
%n!
%n who?
Exactly what I was thinking too.

When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When AIM gives me messages from %n, my away message is here to make them stop.

I'm not talking to you because the voices in my head said you were crazy, %n.

I'm out like %n on "the loop." Get it?! Of course you don't.

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