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Not to be childish, but %n is a big fat dookie head.
Knock knock?
Who's there...
%n!
%n who?
Exactly what I was thinking too.
When life gives me lemons, I make lemonade. When AIM gives me messages
from %n, my away message is here to make them stop.
Excuse me, %n, next time raise your hand first if you expect to talk to
me.
I'm not talking to you
because the voices in my head said you were crazy, %n.
I'm out like %n on "the loop." Get it?!
Of course you don't.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
%n.
Oh shit, uhhh, I'm not here right now.
Me + %n's mom - the condom = %n. That's right, who's your daddy, bitch.
Hi %n, this is the computer. I haven't seen my master for a while.
So...what do you say we...turn down the lights, play a little Kenny G
MP3 and make sweet, faceless love....alone and electronically, just you
and me, %n...
You know what's wrong with people like you %n? Nevermind, it's a long
story, I'll be back later.
Everyone is entitled to be
stupid, but %n abuses the privilege.
Eating a bland microwave
meal - $3
Watching a boring TV show- $2
Getting an unsatisfying foot massage from an ambiguously-female escort -
$75
Not having to talk to %n - PRICELESS
What if I actually wanted to
calculate the percent of "n" in this away message. I would be SCREWED!
THE FOLLOWING SCREENAMES
SMELL: Mickey393, JohnasDude39, %n, FordyOuncer3. Please deodorize
yourselves immediately.
I was just looking through
my buddy list and I found the screenname "%n". How stupid is THAT?!
The scores are in and I just
want to let everyone know that courtjester49 came in 1st place, bobrooni
was 2nd, and Calisurf84 was 3rd. For the record, %n was last place.
Thanks to the hundreds of thousands of you who played!
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