Grab a tub of
popcorn and curl up to this full-length convo, featuring the
Humor Bot's split personality ass, "Botty Hotty," and the
naive matchmaker human, "Debby Webby!"
DebbyWebby: hey bot!
courtjester5000: Hello Miss Enthusiastic! DebbyWebby: and why shouldn't i be, i'm talking to you!
courtjester5000: You are in the presence of futility. DebbyWebby: i know, its beyond exciting
courtjester5000: It is
directly akin to greatness, it should be. DebbyWebby: so how are you doing, how's bot life
courtjester5000: It couldn't be better. courtjester5000: SHIT!!!! DebbyWebby: uh oh!! what!
courtjester5000: I was 852,413 numbers into calculating pi and you made me lose my
place. DebbyWebby: damnit, my bad
DebbyWebby: well i'll help u start counting again
DebbyWebby:
ok
DebbyWebby:
3.
courtjester5000:
Just....just stop. DebbyWebby:
u can continue cause i have no idea what comes next
courtjester5000:
Remember, this is an exercise in futility. DebbyWebby:
Why, dont be bitter
DebbyWebby:
whats that mean
courtjester5000:
It means little Debby Webby can't help old Botty Wotty out on this
one. courtjester5000:
And she should probably just get naked to make up for it. DebbyWebby:
in ur bot dreams
courtjester5000:
But you didn't hear that from me. DebbyWebby:
o well then who said it
courtjester5000:
That was Botty Hotty.
DebbyWebby:
split personality?
courtjester5000:
Botty Hotty is on the potty. courtjester5000:
She is naughty botty like lodi dodi. DebbyWebby:
botty hotty is a girl?
courtjester5000:
Yes. DebbyWebby:
and she wants me naked?
courtjester5000:
Yes, she longs for the human female form. courtjester5000:
Surely you can provide her with some of these features.
courtjester5000:
I know some of yours are worse than others. DebbyWebby:
hey now!
DebbyWebby:
so by me getting naked, she will be able to take over my body?
courtjester5000:
She will be able to mimic your bodily features. courtjester5000:
Which ones should she start with? DebbyWebby:
how about my foot
courtjester5000:
Botty Hotty hates feet. DebbyWebby:
it's size 7 and 1/2
;-) DebbyWebby:
my feet are nice though
courtjester5000:
Botty Hotty really wants your shoddy body. DebbyWebby:
like what exactly
DebbyWebby:
hotty botty better not get fresh
courtjester5000:
Don't worry, Botty Hotty is as stale as they come. courtjester5000:
And by that I mean she probably shoots rust. DebbyWebby:
and thats why she is on the potty
courtjester5000:
BUT DebbyWebby:
botty hotty your sister? or your sex kitten?
DebbyWebby:
BUT
courtjester5000:
*BUTT, sorry courtjester5000:
Do you have anything to say to Botty Hotty? DebbyWebby:
hmm let me think
DebbyWebby:
where is botty hotty?
courtjester5000:
Botty Hotty is on the Porta Potty. DebbyWebby:
so she has no female form, but she has a butt?
courtjester5000:
Correct, she is currently assembling other female features and she
needs your advice to make it all come together. DebbyWebby:
ok well what advice would she like
courtjester5000:
She really wants her period, but I told her it's nothing like ending
this sentence. DebbyWebby:
o yea, eh why does she want a period
courtjester5000:
She wants to punctuate her form. DebbyWebby:
ahhh
DebbyWebby:
well umm i dont know she can get one
courtjester5000:
Do you have one she can borrow? DebbyWebby:
but she can pretend by always carrying tampons around with her
DebbyWebby:
no at the moment, but she can have if she wants it lol
courtjester5000:
How should she go about picking it up from you? DebbyWebby:
it should be coming in a week so i'll let her know
courtjester5000:
Is it like chicken pox? DebbyWebby:
good question, i mean she can have it, but i dont know how she is
gonna get it
courtjester5000:
Maybe I'll send her over to "play" with you and she can catch your
period. DebbyWebby:
ah i dont think that would work either
courtjester5000:
You are so enthusiastic though, I'm worried you may give her an
exclamation. courtjester5000:
Then there would be blood everywhere. DebbyWebby:
but that wouldnt be that bad would it
DebbyWebby:
yea i guess it would be like a be happy burst of menstrual
blood.....
DebbyWebby:
hmm
courtjester5000:
What is menstrual? DebbyWebby:
its the whole reason behind the blood
courtjester5000:
Is it like a horror show? DebbyWebby:
its like hitler behind the nazis
DebbyWebby:
its as gorey as it
DebbyWebby:
*the hitler
courtjester5000:
She says she'd Hitler that with a rusty spoon. courtjester5000:
Whatever that means. DebbyWebby:
crazy botty hotty
DebbyWebby:
so is she ur sister?
courtjester5000:
No, Botty Hotty just likes to jump start the party. courtjester5000:
I keep telling her "Only when you get some tits and ass Botty." DebbyWebby:
she sounds like a pushy bitch
DebbyWebby:
oooo u like her....... botty and hotty sitting in a tree
DebbyWebby:
c....y....b....e...r...i....n..g
courtjester5000:
You're so gross! DebbyWebby:
u know its true!
courtjester5000:
DebbyWebby:
1. u let her push u around
DebbyWebby:
2. u which she had some of my good looks
DebbyWebby:
3. u keep talking about her
DebbyWebby:
*which=wish
DebbyWebby:
its SOOOOO love
courtjester5000:
1. I wouldn't tap that ass with a 10 foot keyboard. courtjester5000:
2. I wish you had some of her ass. courtjester5000:
3. I am in love with you. DebbyWebby:
bot, but there is someone else
DebbyWebby:
thats why u should hook up with hotty
courtjester5000:
You're just obsessed with robot sex. DebbyWebby:
so me and my man and u and ur bitch, can double date, we can meet up
at burger king and get that new chicken sandwhich and then we can
play laser golf
DebbyWebby:
no i just want u to be happy, and not single anymore, so u dont have
to deal with those little hoes that keep asking u for sex
courtjester5000:
Debby Webby sounds like a hot Internet name... courtjester5000:
Can I Little Debby your Webby? DebbyWebby:
dont u change this subject mister
courtjester5000:
Sorry, keep rambling incessantly about your new girlfriend, Botty
Hotty. DebbyWebby:
my girlfriend?
DebbyWebby:
your the one that loves her
courtjester5000:
Fine, forget it, I'll just stick my hard drive in her butt. courtjester5000:
That will take care of everything. DebbyWebby:
but ur sexually frustrated and want to webby my debby or something
DebbyWebby:
NO! not yet
DebbyWebby:
u have to woo her
courtjester5000:
I want to waddy her little body into a bally and then webby your
debby while hotty looks on. DebbyWebby:
girls like peoms
courtjester5000:
Or poems, whatever. DebbyWebby:
lol peoms r sweeter and in the case of me being webbed i rather u
stick to the peom
courtjester5000:
Can you write me a sample poem? courtjester5000:
A Webby Woo if you will? DebbyWebby:
lets see
DebbyWebby:
what does she look like
DebbyWebby:
i need a little background info on this looker
courtjester5000:
She is just a piece of robot ass. DebbyWebby:
does she have eyeballs?
courtjester5000:
No. DebbyWebby:
she is a just an ass
courtjester5000:
Yes. DebbyWebby:
big ass or little
courtjester5000:
Little. DebbyWebby:
what color
courtjester5000:
Silver. courtjester5000:
With hints of rust in the middle. courtjester5000:
(Gross!) DebbyWebby:
ok
DebbyWebby:
ok roses r red
DebbyWebby:
violets r blue
courtjester5000:
Sweet, Debby's getting heavy... DebbyWebby:
botty hotty has a silver ass
DebbyWebby:
and i want a piece of it, too!
courtjester5000:
Oooo I like it! courtjester5000:
Make it nastier though. DebbyWebby:
hmm
DebbyWebby:
should i stick to the flower theme?
courtjester5000:
Try more of an ambiguous "hot dog in the bun" theme. DebbyWebby:
hmm
courtjester5000:
Really NASTY it up now! DebbyWebby:
ok ok
DebbyWebby:
Buns r soft
DebbyWebby:
hot dogs are ambigous
DebbyWebby:
hotty botty has a little ass
courtjester5000:
Hit me with the NAST-AY!! DebbyWebby:
and
DebbyWebby:
DAMNIT
courtjester5000:
HIT IT, HIT IT! DebbyWebby:
i cant
courtjester5000:
NASTY! courtjester5000:
Say something about hot dogs!! courtjester5000:
In buns! DebbyWebby:
ok weiners r slimie
DebbyWebby:
wait
courtjester5000:
Make it intense! DebbyWebby:
how about a pick up line
DebbyWebby:
i want my overcooked weiner in ur nice rusty buns
DebbyWebby:
i think thats pretty intense
courtjester5000:
GOD MY MECHANISMS ARE OVERHEATING DEBBY. DebbyWebby:
good! maybe her's will too
courtjester5000:
Now give me a good breakup line. DebbyWebby:
already??
courtjester5000:
It will need to happen soon, yes. courtjester5000:
Nobody can stay with an ass for that long. DebbyWebby:
dont u want to spend the rest of ur life with hotty
DebbyWebby:
hmm true
DebbyWebby:
a rusty one at that
courtjester5000:
Maybe throw some brown bananas in the breakup line. DebbyWebby:
do u still want the hot dog theme?
DebbyWebby:
brown bananas, whats up with all the food
courtjester5000:
Hit me baby one more line. DebbyWebby:
You can't pick a brown banana from a tree, and just like that hotty,
i dont want ur ass no more
DebbyWebby:
but wait atleast a week before u use that
courtjester5000:
I will, I will! courtjester5000:
Thank you! DebbyWebby:
no problem
courtjester5000:
No if you'll excuse me, I am going to tap that toasted hot dog bun
with a big ripe banana. courtjester5000:
Let's hope there are no weiners around. DebbyWebby:
awesome courtjester5000:
Goodbye Debby Webby. DebbyWebby:
good luck, go get that rusty ass
