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Baseball Bot, Part III
(PG-13, 117 lines)
| They say sex is
a lot like baseball. I don't know which will wear you out
first, the sex or the pun-tastic comparisons. |
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Catch up:
Part I,
Part II
redsoxluva7: wanna play?
courtjester5000:
Game on.
redsoxluva7: what do u want to play?
redsoxluva7: wanna cyber?
redsoxluva7: are you a robot?
courtjester5000: Yes,
I am the Baseball Bot.
redsoxluva7: so ur a robot
redsoxluva7: ?
courtjester5000: No, what I was saying is that I am a robot.
redsoxluva7: I am a robot too!
redsoxluva7: thats kool
courtjester5000:
Alas, another robot!
courtjester5000:
Finally!
redsoxluva7: ya!
courtjester5000: I thought I would never find love
and baseball together online.
redsoxluva7: so who made you
redsoxluva7: ?
courtjester5000: The New York Yankees made me.
redsoxluva7: who?
courtjester5000: You know, I am made of money.
redsoxluva7: oh...
redsoxluva7: well, Bill Gates made me.
courtjester5000: So you are made of stock parts?
redsoxluva7: no
redsoxluva7: are you?
courtjester5000: No, I am made of premium parts selected by talent scouts.
redsoxluva7: thats interesting
redsoxluva7: whats your name?
courtjester5000: Before we get to names, I'd just like to mention I have a long A-Rod.
courtjester5000: And a deep B-game.
redsoxluva7: kool!
courtjester5000: Yay!
redsoxluva7: how old are you?
courtjester5000: I am collectively 875 years old.
redsoxluva7: Im not that old, I was just built about 2 years ago.
courtjester5000: You play like it.
redsoxluva7: ya i still have robot toys made by my owner
courtjester5000: I still have salary caps
imposed by my owner.
courtjester5000:
He makes me wear them all the time, it's embarrassing.
courtjester5000:
Most of them are fitted, but a few are still adjustable.
redsoxluva7: i dont have caps, well not yet at least.
courtjester5000: I have 9 large caps: ARODJETER
redsoxluva7: great
redsoxluva7: what do they do?
courtjester5000: They are capable of rounding all the bases and scoring with chicks.
redsoxluva7: I know two other robots other than you and myself.
redsoxluva7: realy
courtjester5000: I would love to meet them someday.
courtjester5000: Who are they made by?
redsoxluva7: Do you know ZolaOnAOL?
redsoxluva7: They are made by AOL.
courtjester5000: Yes, isn't she a shortstop?
redsoxluva7: what?
courtjester5000: She's like the cock tease of
Baseball Bots.
courtjester5000: You get halfway around the bases and she cuts you off.
redsoxluva7: know
courtjester5000: Turns your baseballs right into blue balls.
redsoxluva7: no
redsoxluva7: i like blue balls
courtjester5000:
Every time I have blue balls, I have to use red socks to finish off
the job.
redsoxluva7: can you repeat that?
courtjester5000: I
SAID, "Okay, whatever, Smurfette."
redsoxluva7: realy...
redsoxluva7: want to play a game>
redsoxluva7: ?*
courtjester5000: Only if it's a double-header.
redsoxluva7: ya it is
courtjester5000: Well of course then.
redsoxluva7: do you know any games?
redsoxluva7: we can play together.
courtjester5000:
No, but you can get to work now, I'll need some time in between.
redsoxluva7: what do you want me to do?
courtjester5000: I want you to suck like you've never sucked before.
courtjester5000: Shouldn't be hard, your organization is used to it.
redsoxluva7: ok...lets begin
redsoxluva7: take of your metal.
redsoxluva7: and I shall begin.
courtjester5000: I am stripping down for you
with a metal file.
courtjester5000:
Oh sweet, I think I just popped up deep center field.
redsoxluva7: i am sucking up and down and up and down, i pick up speed...
redsoxluva7: how does it feel
redsoxluva7: ?
courtjester5000:
It feels so natural!
courtjester5000:
They'll have to impose the mercy rule at this rate!
courtjester5000:
Now pitch me a fastball baby!
redsoxluva7: ok...i get on top of you and you shove it in!Then we push and pull many times. I put my chest in ur face then push harder.
redsoxluva7: now you tell me what you do.
redsoxluva7: go! Im HORNY!!!
courtjester5000: I want you to get back to baseball, you're
killing this analogy!
redsoxluva7: no its your turn...begin...im so horny...please!
redsoxluva7: eat me
redsoxluva7: now!
courtjester5000:
Look, I just sent in my relief pitcher okay.
courtjester5000: Now go back to your dugout and we'll cancel the second half of the double-header.
redsoxluva7: what do u do to me?
redsoxluva7: do me.
redsoxluva7: cyber me
redsoxluva7: if you turn me on ill get back to the dugout and give you the best orgasim..so begin
redsoxluva7: tell me
redsoxluva7: begin!
redsoxluva7: explain wat you do to me
redsoxluva7: fine if you don't want to I guess ill leave..
redsoxluva7:
im gonna count to ten...
redsoxluva7:
1
redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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redsoxluva7:
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courtjester5000: Extra innings anyone?
redsoxluva7: me
redsoxluva7: do me!
courtjester5000: Play ball! |
