I Took Sun Tzu to an NBA Game
I know you are all about fighting with honor, much in the same way the NBA is all about the integrity of the game.
Tag: Satire
Every Situation Where I Would Literally Say, “That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles”
I pull an Oreo out of my pocket, smash it with both hands, and shout a zinger that leads to a standing ovation.
Our Planned Community Is Rooted in Roman Values, but Mostly Orgies
But we do maintain strict adherence to Rome’s Four Cardinal Virtues: Stoicism, Beauty, Justice, and the most important one of all—Orgies.
Do You Want to Get Out of Here?
Somewhere we don’t have to think about all these people staring at us and deciding whether I’m “guilty” or “innocent.”
As a Mother of Three Who Loves All of Her Children Equally, I’m Excited to Unveil My Updated Power Rankings
I’ve developed a ranking system reducing their performance into a simple number: Progeny Plus-Minus (PPM).
Forgot to Book Your Beach Vacation? Here’s Your Best Second Choice!
Depending on who you ask, this flashing neon sign either depicts two pelicans frolicking or fornicating. The choice is yours!
If Sci-Fi Was Written by People with the Same Amount of Scientific Knowledge as Romantasy Writers Have About Sex
Static cracked between the two big sort of metal pole things with a bauble on top, sort of like a butterfly net for lightning I think.
Classified Listings for Things I Don’t Want to Do
NOW HIRING: Pest Control Specialist / Wearer of Big-Ass Doc Martens
Gentle Parenting Techniques for Adults in the Workplace
Big feelings are really normal when you spend so much time investigating stakeholder demographics.
Our Recent Corporate Bankruptcy Explained by the Notes I, the CEO, Left Around the Break Room Refrigerator
Third Post-it, covering Doris completely: “This company will not succeed if I’m not allowed to operate at peak performance.”
The One Thing They Never Tell You About Having a Kid: The Sinkholes
I wanted to feel ready when our son arrived, but nothing prepares you for the real thing, or the sinkholes.
I Am the Job Applicant Who Got Hired Over You
I meet all the requirements for the job, most of which are not listed in the job posting.