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Finally, the Bible's most heated, inspirational passages are available, direct from Adam’s own cocaine’d gums and Eve’s herpes-ridden lips.

It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!

Pretend to know about books and stuff, and teachers will give you better grades, and people of the opposite sex might actually sleep with you.

Listen, I know it's been a while since we've had a serious talk, but my penis already feels like it's burning in Hell. Oh God, please help me!

The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners. Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.

Human relationships getting stale? Save time, breath, and money by investing in the emotional and sexual stability of a lifelike robot model.

I conducted a little survey to find out how badly I am wanted. I took this survey and I found that 100% of people want me. I mean it’s basic math.

Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.

The Alberto V05 shampoo-makers get a prank call about their animal testing policy. All the dog wants is some fruity conditioner and a good pampering!

How do you stop the extra-large soft-drink phenomenon in America? Maybe we can use it to our advantage...

A career opportunity announcement from 7-Eleven. New combat training and intensive care units make 7-Eleven the perfect career move.

If you're going to drink and drive, be a man about it. Seriously, the bigger the better.