If the US Had Defaulted on Its Debt
Tim Cook, in taking over for Steve Jobs as CEO of Apple, the most successful company on Earth, reveals a startling revelation about what would have happened had we defaulted on our national debt.
Tag: Satire
Memoirs of a Flying Boy
I was the ripe age of 16 when I first realized I could fly. I'd always suspected there was something different about me, but looking back it should have been more obvious.
Teen Wolf: How It Got to the Big Screen
Felix sat down in one of the moderately expensive chairs and set his briefcase on the table in front of him. Inside was the script. Not just any script, but his life's accomplishment.
1-800-PEDOPHILE: Take Control of Your Children Today!
Nowadays, it's all too common for a mother to have the holy blue hell beaten out of her daily by her 8-year-old son. But not after a visit by one of our trained sex offender actors!
The Age of Bimbocracy
This is about reality television redefining who we are and what visions we have for the future. The TV cage match between Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian will propel us into a new age.
It’s Not Easy Being a Mummy
It's like, I know I smell kind of gross, but it's a rotting corpse thing, can you really blame me? Just ONE mummy body wash, that’s all I ask!
Kristian Zane Jackson Shares Some Cool Things About Life
Kristian is mostly an international male model, but he's also met some really cool people. Here are three cool ideas he's picked up from modeling all around the world!
Underground History: Panhandles of the Great J. Edgar Hoover
It's well known that FBI director J. Edgar Hoover was a flaming, cross-dressing closet queen with an obsession for large male appendages. Here's the rest of Hoover's strange story.
The Life of an Intergalactic Bounty Hunter Isn’t All Glitz and Glam
All you guys see is the glitz and glamour of this lifestyle, but you wanna know why I hung around Jabba's place for so long after I delivered Solo to him? 'Cause I got evicted!
FriendsFirst.com Platonic Customer Satisfaction Survey
FriendsFirst.com, the dating website where you're taking it easy and seeing where it goes, wants to know about your online experience. Your Friends aren't making any moves, are they?
Sin for the Win!
None of your sinful behavior will ever prevent you from leading the life of a professional athlete. You've just got to choose your sport wisely.
A Basic History of Florida, America’s Dick
Florida has provided the world with jerk-off sports teams, early bird specials, hurricanes, and plenty of illegal Cubans. Unfortunately, the adult film "Hung Chad" was never made.