Tag: Satire

Jon and Kate Plus 9

<p>Oh yeah, I beat off during <em>Jon and Kate Plus 8</em>. Who hasn't?! I searched the channels while the videos downloaded, and stopped on TLC when I saw the show. My girlfriend watches it, so no homo.</p>

Your Jackass Friends Rob a Bank

Your jackass friends have gone too far this time. Their parents cut them off, and and they refuse to find regular jobs, so after a quick pow-wow at the bar, they decide to rob a bank. Let's see what happens...

The Power of the Man Moment

<p>Lately, man as we know it has become, let's face it, sappy and lady-like. <br /> <br /> Unacceptable. <br /> <br /> So I'm flipping back to more manly things for a while. It's what I was born to do.<br />

Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity

At CPN, we wish to broadcast the death penalty on television, not to deter crime (it's been proven that the death penalty has almost no effect on crime rates), but to provide the highest quality entertainment for our viewers. Now is your chance to get in

We Must Drink the Rising Sea Levels

Let's face it: ocean water tastes like shit. But what if it didn't? What if we could figure out a way to make it a refreshing cocktail? That's right, we must fight the rising sea levels by drinking them.

Fake Police Helicopters on the Rise

With a slumping economy, neighborhood watch committees are turning to private contractors for surveillance, and what better way than to license helicopter services to keep criminals on the run?

Eavesdrop #339, Geek vs. Supermodel

In this eavesdrop, the cell phone conversation between a supermodel and an astrophysicist is snatched from the air. Let's listen in as the two deal with each other's physical and mental shortcomings.

Two women outside, one in a wheelchair

Gardening for the Disabled

Even if you're like, totally fucked up and in a wheelchair, you can still garden, okay? Millions of disabled people assume they can't, though.

Impromptu Oscar Acceptance Speech

Oh my God! Thank you so much for this award. First of all, I'd like to thank Jesus for this award. He's the reason I have this award. If it wasn't for Jesus I'd still be serving baby back ribs at Hooters.

A Taste of Hershey Highway

All my years of watching porn and Animal Planet finally paid off as I combined these ideas into one magical symphony of sex. And I bet you want details about how I pulled this shit off 'cause like me, you are a bunch of sick fucks.

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