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Did it ever occur to you that maybe leading an active lifestyle doesn’t make you inherently more driven & virtuous? Maybe it just makes you sweatier.

There we are, four feet peeking out, intimating that our other body parts are currently engaged in some very exciting and hidden sexual activity.

I gave him a "you know you're not supposed to do that" look and he replied with a "the assumption of inevitable or primal goodness is a myth" stare.

I am a man. A normal man with normal needs. Do the whole "walk-a-mile-in-my-shoes" thing. There’s no elbow room here. No privacy.

Must have a very strong bladder. We don't have many public restrooms here in Hell, and you will almost certainly have to wait in line.

Do neckerchiefs not itch against your perfect scruff? Who decides that your face fur should stay at a golden quarter inch?

How is that standard any different from "has a job?" Spoiler alert: it's not!

"I essentially stuck to a low carbon monoxide, high carbon dioxide diet. It was definitely not always easy to be disciplined!"

That hood and the entire car frame is made out of Gorilla Glass, the material you smudge every day and crack every other week on your iPhone screen.

Ponder morbidly whether the great stuffed beasts of plains and forest were found dead or shot purely for taxidermic purposes.

The Google Maps user demands options, from dangling the man above a pack of wild dogs, to launching him across the Bering Strait in a slingshot.

Even with the annual surge in profits from last-minute gifting for Mother’s and Father’s Days, this year has left us bereft and impecunious.