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Your profession revolves around memorizing lines, making them believable, and delivering them to casting directors, audiences, and law enforcement.

Not only will the green aventurine win you material success but the Yoni birth mother energy will protect you from any Price Waterhouse trickery.

I owe it to the world to share, and the world owes it to me to shut its bread hole and endure my incessant babble about chickpea pasta.

A treacherous, smelly laundry pile mountain with its own micro-ecosystem, flora/fauna/foot fungus found nowhere else, and several documentaries.

Without Cursify: This is a sentence. With Cursify: This is a fucking sentence. Notice how Cursify creates a more evocative experience for the reader.

The 1950s: He never calls you again, and you find out from his mom that he got drafted into the Korean War.

Whatever kind of minority you are, it would be helpful if you could be very visible about your minority status, at least in company photos.

HUNGER: They will want to eat something blue, but not blueberries. Blue. JOY: You managed to find food that is their favorite color!

Don’t forget to tune (short black thing in back/right = oboe) / Start Rehearsal Strong / Say SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL

I spoke at the Republican National Convention for Trump! What more do I have to do to prove that I’ll do literally anything?

We are so blessed to be surrounded by so many awesome brand managers, heads of corporate sponsorships, and marketing coordinators.

Growing up, he was a hard legume to love. He showed no emotion, said very little, and was constantly traveling for work.