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Aaron Winslow writes fiction, criticism, games, and screenplays. His work has recently appeared in McSweeney's, the Los Angeles Review of Books, Social Text Online, and Full Stop, among other places. He teaches writing at the University of Southern California. Find him at aaron-winslow.com on the web and @barfalang on Instagram.