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People ask why I need the world’s most powerful artificial intelligence to manufacture a simple product. Obviously, those people aren’t businessmen.

I first had to ask for money after I blew most of our family’s inheritance on boat trips with Kylie Jenner’s second cousin.

Look at my new MacBook Pro, which was purchased with the Bloombucks Mike sends me simply for writing stuff like “Mike knows how to get things done.”

Well, there was a court in my future, just not the one I had in mind.

Note my proper use of “whom.” “Whom” is also my safe word.

He's targeting young people voting in their first elections, but we have to convince him that “Virgin Voters for Biden” is not how we want to brand.

The lightweight uniforms of Space Force feature “Drip-Nip Technology©" that can resist water, whether it’s a splashdown or an unexpected “swirly."

Did you pick me up in a Subaru Outback? Full of NPR tote bags? I’m still a wild animal. And not the kind that’s gonna stop you from having a seizure.

With so many murders happening each year, it’s extremely difficult to develop and sustain a calling card that’s distinct.

She thinks I forgot what park it was! We walked by it two months ago and she said “Look! Do you remember?” and I said “What?"

We used to call him Champ, because he led the basketball team to the championships. Then we called him Let Down, because he missed the winning shot.

I read an article called “Ten Reasons Why Crying is Good for You” and shed a few tears. For health reasons. I wonder what, exactly, flavonoids are.