I’m dead (claw machine accident, I’m sure it was in the papers) and now that I’ve spent enough time floating around, I’m ready to respond.
★★ I’ve never seen a movie with so much dancing that’s not a musical. I’m so glad Six Flags isn’t a real place.
I flipped through it and noticed it had a lot of words, and some of them were long.
"2 Sound 2 Furious" follows the continued exploits of the Compson family as they compete in underground wagon races.
Providing difficult choices among terrible options is—like with cable TV—in keeping with Hell’s overall philosophy of customer dissatisfaction.
Nice place. Lovely sheets. Good shampoo. Someone kissed me in the middle of the night.
Marie__LocalHairgirl9: A huge part of my childhood. I skinny dipped in the reactor pool as a teen and since then I’ve had a 60 foot vertical leap.
“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”
I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.
Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.
How did my family careen off into straight-to-video action movie territory?
★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.