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Providing difficult choices among terrible options is—like with cable TV—in keeping with Hell’s overall philosophy of customer dissatisfaction.

Nice place. Lovely sheets. Good shampoo. Someone kissed me in the middle of the night.

Marie__LocalHairgirl9: A huge part of my childhood. I skinny dipped in the reactor pool as a teen and since then I’ve had a 60 foot vertical leap.

“Absolutely gripping—by the time you reach the end, you’ll have no doubt that the main theme in Charlotte’s Web is friendship.”

I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.

Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.

How did my family careen off into straight-to-video action movie territory?

★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.

Having never been to a mandatory restaurant before, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Marshall-Chase-Spiderman-Sit-Down-Now was delightful!

Great ambiance—enough body hair to afford some privacy but not so much that it gets in the way of your meal.

Look, airplanes shouldn’t be constantly flying around a building in the first place.

If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.