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I'll cut to the chase. The tunnel was too long and the light at the end was not bright enough.

Contains blood, gore, jump scares, high-pitched screeching instead of a real soundtrack, and gross chewing noises.

How did my family careen off into straight-to-video action movie territory?

★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.

Having never been to a mandatory restaurant before, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Marshall-Chase-Spiderman-Sit-Down-Now was delightful!

Great ambiance—enough body hair to afford some privacy but not so much that it gets in the way of your meal.

Look, airplanes shouldn’t be constantly flying around a building in the first place.

If you’re used to other eateries in the area, you might be surprised by the cold, but we didn’t mind cuddling up.

The hostess had my children help her out in the kitchen this morning, chopping vegetables and stirring a great big soup pot.

The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.

NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator

I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.