The Yelp Reviews in the Trash Zone Are Misleading at Best
The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.
The reality: You wouldn’t guess that gasoline is more precious than blood in the Southern Wastes with how long these rats were on that engine block.
NAME: Sisyphus DEPARTMENT: Underworld; Futile Labor/Endless Toil and Frustration POSITION: Boulder Administrator/Rock Coordinator
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
I run this blog with the same passion that I put into competing in semi-annual regional painting competitions hosted by local newspapers.
I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.
“With monotonous passages that seem to drone on and on, it felt at a certain point like the author himself had switched to auto-pilot.”
The thank-you note was from Whiskers, Sam Meowliot, and Purrt Russell. They also showed their gratitude by leaving some fur in the cookies.
The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.
Before he could sing a single note, I look down to see the Earth's molten core spilling into empty space.
"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.
"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?
Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.