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I run this blog with the same passion that I put into competing in semi-annual regional painting competitions hosted by local newspapers.
Tag: Reviews
One-Star Yelp Reviews of Heaven
I would have given zero stars if I could! It’s really amazing what’s “not an option” up here.
What Critics Are Saying About My Debut YA Novel “The Altitude Between Us”
“With monotonous passages that seem to drone on and on, it felt at a certain point like the author himself had switched to auto-pilot.”
Santa’s Reviews of Milk and Cookies
The thank-you note was from Whiskers, Sam Meowliot, and Purrt Russell. They also showed their gratitude by leaving some fur in the cookies.
History’s Most Brutal Online Reviews
The French Monarchy | by BIGNapoleanB | If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. France could be better under New Management. Stay tuned.
A Review of the Last Performance of “Spamilton” Before the End Times
Before he could sing a single note, I look down to see the Earth's molten core spilling into empty space.
Letterboxd Reviews: Movies I Don’t Know the Endings To but Reviewed Anyway
"The Sixth Sense": Bruce Willis is clearly only getting close to this kid so he can bang his mom. Case closed.
Anthony Lane Reviews Life During COVID-19
"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?
Reviews of Video Games Made in Quarantine
Messes Are for Both You and Me - A Japanese co-op game where you and your partner work together to complete chores in an apartment that shrinks.
“Voluntary” Video Check-Ins with Our Newly Remote Workforce
Day 12, Check-In 74: There is simply no way for us to know just by looking at you that you haven’t brushed your teeth in days.
The Oscars Are About Quality, Not Diversity, and Also Scarlett Johansson Should Have Every Award
Despite ongoing #OscarsSoWhite controversy, it’s important to remember that the Oscars are, as Stephen King pointed out, about quality, not diversity.
Pitchfork Reviews People in My Life
A Woman I Went On Two Great, Early-In-The-Game Dates With: An incredible, staggeringly original human being who just appeared on the dating scene. 9.3