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- A woman whose boyfriend just proposed to her on the football stadium’s Jumbotron - A really bad hurdler - Moses without a staff

Finally, he asked me in a deep Brooklyn accent, “You here for the vision board supplies?”

My motivation was killed by me throwing my phone out the window when my alarm went off for the fifth time and I didn’t want to get up for a run.

Here we are. You have already used up all of my space in the first ten seconds of being at this Safeway.

"Check Out This Really Big Plate of Spaghetti" (9/1/20) – It seemed like an excellent decision at the time. It was a really big plate.

Jess was always really happy. It’s just that she was usually too sad to show it. And I should know, as her best friend since fourth grade.

Beg. Lie prostrate before corporate HQ and beg. You are not above this. You have never been above this.

In our letter describing “a story like a deep gash, revealing what was underneath the skin,” we were referring to the other Carl’s short masterpiece.

I have to leave you, because an appreciable amount of a chemical compound that smells like feces has been detected in Venus’ upper atmosphere.

Step 4: Find the Studs Inside the Wall - Use a stud finder for this, and definitely don’t point it at yourself first and say, “Found one!”

Deep, deep down, I do miss cleaning the bathroom after my son eats Chipotle’s Super Burrito with extra queso.

I’m here to tell you that you’re totally right about today not being the right day for a run. You really don’t want any part of this, man.