Passive-Aggressive Comments from My Family on Thanksgiving Bingo
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
Terry Heyman is a writer living in Pennsylvania and prev. editor of the Belladonna Comedy. Her work has been featured in McSweeney’s, the New Yorker, and Slackjaw, among others. She can be moody but is generally a nice person.
"So, how’s that so-called ‘job’ of yours going?"
Deep, deep down, I do miss cleaning the bathroom after my son eats Chipotle’s Super Burrito with extra queso.
Oh, Christian Bale, nominated for playing a 60-year-old man with a potbelly who only thinks about himself. Your father could have played that role.
Until I can vote over Instagram, voting's just not going to fit into my schedule of work, doctor's appointments, and scrolling through Instagram.