I Call This Guy My Roommate
He's every bit as annoying, typical, and disgusting as you'd expect a roommate to be. In fact, I could easily think of 500 more adjectives to describe him...
He's every bit as annoying, typical, and disgusting as you'd expect a roommate to be. In fact, I could easily think of 500 more adjectives to describe him...
After browsing thousands of profiles, a pattern has finally been revealed: Girls have the stupidest MySpace profiles ever.
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Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.
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It's inevitable: at some point you're going to have to meet her parents. May I recommend super glue to keep that smile on?
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When I'm about to leave a party at home, I panic. What is the appropriate way to say goodbye to people? Do I go around and shake every single person's hand or just do a big homecoming queen wave to the whole party?
The deepest thoughts of an overweight guy heading back to the gym after nearly six months of avoiding it at all costs.
You've secured that ever-elusive and career-advancing position of intern (aka copy machine wench). Here's how to avoid the bulk of the bitchwork.
Valentine's Day may seem like a cute cuddly holiday, but that was before women made thoughtful acts mandatory. Pressure's on, fellas.