I Know You Read My MySpace Message
When you told me to 'MySpace you' at the bar last night, I really thought we had something special. I would've put you in my Top 8, bitch...
Tag: Observations
Read This or Stay Fat
Do you want to lose weight but are tired of dieting or trying? Then today is your lucky day! Weight Loss Mania can even help adults with fat kids!
Point and Counterpointless
Point and Counterpointless by Et Nola and Tom Carmack. Advice columns get a fancy PIC head-to-head response makeover.
The Power of the Dark Side
Getting rid of the clingy fat on your sides may not involve dieting, just getting the overweight girl to stop following you around. Use the Force.
Penis Envy: A Points in Case Study
What life advantages are there to having a penis? Get in the heads of a select few rock hard members of the PIC Staff and find out.
The People We Will Let Down this Summer
The PIC staff would like to offer their deepest regrets in advance to a number of people, including beer pong partners, parents, God, and you.
The Playaz Androgynist
In this day and age, hooking up with a girl is like running security at the airport. Nobody is allowed on board until you're sure they're not packing heat.
You’re Probably Not Going to this Party
Interviews with two of the luckiest Playboy U reps in the country, each of whom chose 25 of the hottest girls from their school to attend Playboy's Super Bowl Party in Arizona.
I Call This Guy My Roommate
He's every bit as annoying, typical, and disgusting as you'd expect a roommate to be. In fact, I could easily think of 500 more adjectives to describe him...
MySpace Profile Translator: 16-20 Year Old Girls
After browsing thousands of profiles, a pattern has finally been revealed: Girls have the stupidest MySpace profiles ever.
I Swear I’ll Never Drink Again
You'll never have another hangover kick your ass like your very first one. Because if the alcohol doesn't kill ya, your parents sure will.
An Open Love Letter to the Bronx
Oh Bronx, your straight ghetto ways never fail to impress. Except for your roadside vendors. Please replace them with more prostitutes and thugs.