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Tag: Observations
What He Says, What He Really Means
Don't know what your guy friends are talking about? Certain things they say don't make sense? Use this translation dictionary to get inside their heads.
What the Devil is Everyone’s Problem?
It's not easy having a son who's the anti-Christ, but how can you not love your son? Grow up people, he's a CHILD for God's sake!
What Would Randy Spellner Do?
Everybody has that friend in college who is legendary. That central character in every good story who helps you avoid future bad decisions.
You Must Be This Smart to Ride: Theme Park Rules for Educated Riders
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
The Things I’d Do for Money
You might not do ANYTHING for money, but there's a lot of fucked up shit I bet you would do. Shall we begin valuing your pain and suffering?
All Twelve Days of Christmas Explained
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
The Tale of My Tail, Part II
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.
That’s Not My DNA, Maury!
Are you the father of those kids, or is Maury Povich sticking a needle in an eight-legged freak off camera? The answer will shock you!
The Ass Strike
Listen up, ass, you've had your way for way too long. From now on, you will no longer be wiped clean until these demands are met.
The Switch: Liquor after Beer
As you reach the drunken
How to Get Rid of a Pilonidal Cyst
A massive growth known as a pilonidal cyst terrorizes Sarah's coccyx region, and you may bear witness to all the intimate, grueling details as the tail grows.