A Few Seconds of Male Genius
What little clarity is available in man's brain can only be tapped right after that ass. Then it's all muddy again with thoughts of dirty sex.
What little clarity is available in man's brain can only be tapped right after that ass. Then it's all muddy again with thoughts of dirty sex.
Boy meets girl, girl meets penis, things are going well. But what do you do when girl meets Star Wars collection, and girl goes mild?
Your pointless verbal plea for a call back to help improve your feeling of self-worth is really starting to get annoying. Just send me a text, moron.
Ugly people's lives may look sad and depressing, but who are the ones having to dress, act, and live by other people's standards?
When you told me to 'MySpace you' at the bar last night, I really thought we had something special. I would've put you in my Top 8, bitch...
Do you want to lose weight but are tired of dieting or trying? Then today is your lucky day! Weight Loss Mania can even help adults with fat kids!
Point and Counterpointless by Et Nola and Tom Carmack. Advice columns get a fancy PIC head-to-head response makeover.
Getting rid of the clingy fat on your sides may not involve dieting, just getting the overweight girl to stop following you around. Use the Force.
What life advantages are there to having a penis? Get in the heads of a select few rock hard members of the PIC Staff and find out.
The PIC staff would like to offer their deepest regrets in advance to a number of people, including beer pong partners, parents, God, and you.
In this day and age, hooking up with a girl is like running security at the airport. Nobody is allowed on board until you're sure they're not packing heat.
Interviews with two of the luckiest Playboy U reps in the country, each of whom chose 25 of the hottest girls from their school to attend Playboy's Super Bowl Party in Arizona.