Is “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” Really That Perfect?
Rolling Stone and Pitchfork both gave 'My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy' a perfect score. Not a great score, not an 'almost amazing, a perfect score. Is it deserved?
Tag: Music
I’d Like to Hatefuck Mia Carruthers in My Parents’ Basement
It wasn't completely out of character for me to fall in love with Mia Carruthers, from the short-lived MTV reality television series, Taking the Stage.
6 Tips to Identify and Avoid Overrated Bands
Timeless tips to avoid overrated bands, including avoiding bands with food in the title, bands that prey on childhood memories or evoke violence and more!
Clash of the Titans: Rap Moguls Collide
A cheat sheet for everything you need to know about the three titans of the rap business (aka whoring yourself out): Jay-Z, P Diddy and Birdman.
The 10 Best Songs to Commit Suicide To
Sometimes you have to kill yourself. I understand, I've been there. When the mood strikes, put on one of these sweet tracks and shove a pitchfork through your neck.
Kanye Redefines Western Shock Value
In 2009... Kanye West exposed us to the thing that is most disgusting to humans: natural human behavior. Take that, Taylor Swift.
The Five Most Retarded Sunglasses in Hip-Hop
What was once an innocent tool to protect your eyes from UV rays has been transformed into the most grotesque fashion statement in history.
Narcotics Anonymous Goes to a Concert
The Narcotics Anonymous group and their moderator wait outside the concert for tickets to the show. Every drug has its say in the meantime.
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 3: Holly Jolly Political Incorrectness
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em> is a ploy by degenerates to get people drunk and taken advantage of. I mean, just look at the lyrics here:</p>
Christmas Songs are Bullshit, Part 2: The Little Drummer Lie
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>