I’m Sam Spade, Professional Book Blurber
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
“It’s been a long time since I burst into tears because a publishing house didn’t get its jacket copy before deadline.”
Surely you can tell by the creases under my eyes and the lingering scent of nitroglycerin that I’ve had a rough one.
Based out of our offices located inside the spire of One World Trade Center, and we’d love to work with YOU (until the next round of layoffs).
They were the ones tasked with Edward Scissorhanding the bushes on the hill that greeted you.
I played an orc in the Lord of the Ring movies. If you look closely, I am the grayish one with the teeth coming out in all directions from my face.
Judging by how few followers he had, I probably knew him best.
While I may have had a “GR8 Summer” and “hittin’ up the pool or sumthin'," I did not take your advice to be my authentic, off-the-hook self.
1. August 8, 1996 - The Maroon One / Identifying Marks: Band logo on the front. / Missing From: Back seat of your POS first car.
5:35PM: Turn down a one-way street going in the opposite direction. I read somewhere that street signs don't apply when you only have two wheels.
Henry Ford observed that it’s not enough to build a good car, you also need to give your workers a token pay raise to generate some good press.
Who's Approving All These People to Drive Electric Mopeds in New York in Less Than 15 Minutes? Steve!
Hannibal Buress: You learned what feminism is from "Broad City," and you’re not 100% on board with it yet.