Lonely | Points in Case

Tag: Lonely

Q: Why did the lizard’s wife leave him? A: He had e-reptile dysfunction / Q: Why did Karen cross the street? A: To sleep with her boss

Treat your Valentine to a fancy restaurant just the way it likes: put off making a reservation as long as possible so all restaurants are booked!

Who could have thought, “Hey, it’s 2:15 AM, time to catch up with Slobodan!” You better believe that’s me on the other end. Every time.

I owe it to the world to share, and the world owes it to me to shut its bread hole and endure my incessant babble about chickpea pasta.

Don’t forget to tune (short black thing in back/right = oboe) / Start Rehearsal Strong / Say SOMETHING INSPIRATIONAL

To be fair, at least you know your “vote” counts as much as everyone else’s, whereas in our system---Wait, the electoral what?!

Unraveling the “why?” behind a Red Hot Chili Peppers (RHCP) fan’s devotion is critical towards correctly identifying their funk-rock condition.

I’m just a Pumpkin Spice Latte, standing in front of a customer, asking them to love me for more than 55 days a year...

“I don’t want to come off as needy so I’ve been sitting on this text for precisely 72 hours since our last hang.”

They don’t know how to tame the most popular coaster in Central Jersey. You do.

I hope that you will find comfort that while you are headed to the great serving bowl in the sky, your work on Earth will not be forgotten.

Any path, regardless of magic type, has one result?---social isolation and perverse obsession with colorful vests.