We Can Change the World (We Won’t Though)
We could save the world, but there are a bunch of new shows on and a couple of cute girls coming over because I informed them that I brought over these drugs. So, nah.
Tag: Life
5 Reasons Why a Dictator’s Life is Better Than Yours
Sure you have to be ruthless and commit inhumane acts to maintain the culture of fear and desperation that keeps you in power, but it really is a charmed life.
7 Things You Should Know Before You Graduate from College
The good news is, most of what you learn in school will not help you in life. No matter how thrilling you may find academics, it simply won't help you in the long run.
Turns Out You Don’t Really Have Free Will
People like to believe that they control what they enjoy doing, when in fact most of their preferences can be traced back to their unconscious brain.
On the Dangers of Immortality
With the advent of thousands of miraculous new medicines, the danger of immortality is very real and growing faster than ever.
10 Things to Look Forward to as You Get Older
Women, you will painfully observe the slow process men go though as they reach the point where they no longer try to win you over. Men, there's always Viagra.
7 Keys for Successful Living
Learn to be more open-minded, cultivate some patience, and for God's sake don't say the first thing you think of when a beautiful woman makes random conversation with you.
How to Get Through Life in 10 Stages
From swimming like hell as a sperm, to teenage rebellion, and finally the horror of adulthood, here's how to survive, umm... life itself.
Choose Your Own Adventure: Keg Party
The party scene is bumping, do you tap the keg... or that ass? If you're not happy with your outcome, make like a relationship and cheat.
Why Erections are Harder to Deal With Than Periods
You pick the less desirable scenario: completely unexpected, highly-visible hard-ons; or totally controllable, scheduled leakage?
Life is Harder for Men
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