29 and Dying
Birthdays used to be milestones I looked forward to; now they’re just reminders of everything I haven’t accomplished, even though I’m 1/3 of the way dead.
Tag: Life
Bewildering Test Questions Designed to Assess Personal Growth at Every Phase of Life
Test questions for every age group, starting with ones like, "If you were going to get eaten by an animal, which animal would you want to get eaten by? Explain."
12 Passive-Aggressive Methods to Show Roommates You Disagree With Their Life Decisions
Change the Wi-Fi password to a new verse of the Sermon on the Mount every day. Repeat until they have memorized it. Then move on to the Book of Job.
5 Solid Facts That Prove the World is Actually Getting Better
The world is nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is. It can't be, otherwise we would all have exploded by now. Here's a bunch of awesome shit happening.
7 MORE Keys for Successful Living
Helping other people, contributing to charity, and fighting to improve the overall quality of the world all sound great in theory. But they won't improve your life.
We Can Change the World (We Won’t Though)
We could save the world, but there are a bunch of new shows on and a couple of cute girls coming over because I informed them that I brought over these drugs. So, nah.
5 Reasons Why a Dictator’s Life is Better Than Yours
Sure you have to be ruthless and commit inhumane acts to maintain the culture of fear and desperation that keeps you in power, but it really is a charmed life.
7 Things You Should Know Before You Graduate from College
The good news is, most of what you learn in school will not help you in life. No matter how thrilling you may find academics, it simply won't help you in the long run.
Turns Out You Don’t Really Have Free Will
People like to believe that they control what they enjoy doing, when in fact most of their preferences can be traced back to their unconscious brain.
On the Dangers of Immortality
With the advent of thousands of miraculous new medicines, the danger of immortality is very real and growing faster than ever.
10 Things to Look Forward to as You Get Older
Women, you will painfully observe the slow process men go though as they reach the point where they no longer try to win you over. Men, there's always Viagra.
7 Keys for Successful Living
Learn to be more open-minded, cultivate some patience, and for God's sake don't say the first thing you think of when a beautiful woman makes random conversation with you.