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ALL of our doctors are SEXY, except for the uptight woman in neurology. Don't worry, she'll BECOME sexy when I convince her to take off her glasses.

Air Max 180: You say stuff like, "The only way to be a marathon runner is to run a marathon." You've never run a marathon.

February 17, 2019: Gronk asked to leave goat yoga after try spike goat into ground. Gronk totally relaxed and just wanted to do end zone celebration.

I’m outside now, walking to the nearby pizza shop. There are people everywhere, so many of them, crawling all over the place.

As we are the first of our species to inspect this planet called Earth, we have sent…

That air of unbridled exhilaration and freedom you had? We always have that look, Todd. Because we never have to deal with your wretched offspring.

Raising sons is hard. There are a lot of ways you can screw up your son and add another example of toxic masculinity to society.

Take Time To Ideate: Commune with your butt on the shape and altitude you’d like to achieve together.

Data leak alert: Your fitting room selfies were just shared with your high school reunion Facebook group.

“Am I in the spam folder? I gotta get out of here.” “WARNING: YOUR HOUSE IS INFESTED WITH HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.”

Honey Bunches of Oats > A Small Amount of Good Stuff Swimming in a Large Amount of Oats

Someone once said that "All That" is for the very young and the same people when they’re 28 and nostalgic. For me, "All That" is a moment in time.