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Of course it was beyond disturbing to me, especially at work, as there were litter boxes in all the conference rooms. And nobody seemed to mind.

And though he was quite charming over the phone, in-person it was hard not to focus on his exceptionally poor oral hygiene.

I know you don’t get me, but there was once a time when people just like you would walk past and think, “Wow. That’s one heck of a sculpture."

We must answer the question of how Harry, a man I once saw eat a Skittle off the men’s room floor, conquered the forbidden frontiers of science.

Amethyst: The Manifestation Stone - Often used by unremarkable white men to get ahead through little to no talent of their own.

“I am grateful for my talents.” How quickly can you fold laundry before getting hit on? Did someone steal your detergent?

You also get free points if you have advice on what to do when your beloved pet gets evicted from his favorite shelf in a seldom-used closet.

Do you really think that I, a gorgeous seed full of immense potential, want to hinder my growth by spending all of eternity in your intestines?

It's simple: if a recipe involves fewer than 52 ingredients, you're not allowed to eat it. Or if it takes fewer than 83 steps or 5 hours to prepare.

Franklin will use demonstrations, like his “Star Wars figures on a basketball,” to show what would happen if you put humans on a spinning sphere.

I take coffee to my colonial porch and watch the sunrise over the Miranda Lambert river valley. An old hound is sunning himself on the porch steps.

Raggy rand I go way, way back. Trust me, rin dog years it’s reven ronger. Reven times ronger. Reah.