<p>What's up gang? That's not one of the Weekly Questions, but you can answer it if you want.</p><p>1. Nixon had a bowling alley. Teddy Roosevelt probably had a badass tire swing installed. If you elected me, I'd definitely put a waterslide from the top of the Washington Monument to the backyard of the White House. What would your first renovation to the White House be?</p>
<p>Thank Science the election is over! Hopefully the next one is determined by penis size or arm wrestling competition. Once again, I was wrong. I thought the results would be close. My thoughts can only be described by a friendly homeless guy yesterday who said, "I don't give a shit who wins. I'm still sleeping under a bridge tomorrow." I feel the same way brother. </p>
<p><strong>Weekly Drunk Comment</strong><p>"Halloween is a great excuse for girls to dress <a href="/blogs/casey-freeman/what-you-should-be-for-halloween">slutty</a>. And for straight men to put on make-up." -- kc</p>
It's question of the week time. Answer as comments. And then I'll comment on your comments. It will be a gang bang of comments. <p>1. Do you use the word "bang" more in daily conversation because of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?"</p>
Halloween is a pretty cool holiday. You get to dress up, drink booze and eat candy. Well, I guess it's basically like every holiday for me. Well, since I'm semi-unemployed now, it's like every day for me. But...that's besides the point.<p>You've got a week to figure out what to do for Halloween. Don't be that asshole who throws on a flannel shirt and ripped jeans who goes as Kurt Cobain.
<p>I moved back to NYC last Wednesday. Yay. I started working at a bar this Wednesday (today). Yay. I missed my Questions of the Week bit almost twice in a row. Boo. So let's get started.</p>
<p>As I ate my delicious dinner of sesame chicken yesterday I received this phone call on my cell:</p><p>"Hi, this is Diane from the Barack Obama campaign. Blah blah blah. Can I ask who you're voting for?"</p>
<p>What's your pornstar/stripper name? You know, you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on or your middle name and your mom's maiden name. Ex. I'm either Tex Highland or Joe McDonald, depending on how you do this game.</p><p>What's your daily "Big O" record? Solo? Delivered? Received?</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/ariddler.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="250" height="391" /> </p><p>Question of the Week Time. Sorry they're late. I'm mourning the death of the Minnesota Twins' 2008 season.</p><p>1A. Ladies, what's your favorite term for your man-friends to call your breasts? Your least favorite?<br />1B. Guys, what's the best word (or words) for big juicy knockers?</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_baseball.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p>First, let me apologize to my "old" favorite PIC writers: DeGraaf, Nelson and Court; my "new" favorite writers: Paul Frank, X, Moose and Bash; and my favorite writer of all time: myself. Now, I have a brand new favorite writer: <a href="/user/320"><u>Sarah Romeo</u></a>. </p>
<p><img src="https://www.pointsincase.com/files/u46/eliot.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="184" height="220" /> </p><p>If you people are awesome, you're watching "The Ultimate Fighter." My buddy Eliot "The Fire" Marshall bloodied the hell out of some dude from Armenia. </p>
<p>I've been in the kitchen cooking up good questions for my super-special bestest best friends. And just for your Court, I'll number them.</p>