<p>It's that time of the week again when I ask questions you answer them. </p><p>What's the best cheap beer ever? How about your top three?</p><p>Why does eating asparagus make your pee smell really bad?</p><p>What's better shampoo or conditioner? </p><p>POW! Done. </p>
Wow, it's been a month since I nearly died (three times) and paralyzed myself. Time flies when you're in a hospital room or your parents' suburban home.<p>Here are some updates:</p>
<p>I don't offend easily. I'm one of Paul Frank's biggest fans. I'm sixty pages into a comedic memoir about the funny stuff that happens when you nearly kill yourself by breaking your neck. Hell, my name has become a verb among my friends that even I use. </p><p>"If you don't buy me a beer, I'll Casey Freeman your ass." Translation -- "I'll break your effing neck."</p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/mego_riddler.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="276" height="450" /> </p><p>It's weekly questions time. Yay. Comment! Compliment! Combat!</p><p>Am I the only one who laughs his ass off at the sight of a grown man in whitey tighties? Haha! Even those words crack me up.</p>
<p>Since I'm chained to a computer with little to do and since football is the only thing that matters in this country, my friends finally convinced me to join their Fantasy Football League. Since none of my friends are literate, and I enjoy sharing my deepest and darkest with you, here's my team thus far:</p><p>NAME: Mordor Freemanites</p><p>OFFENSE</p>
<p>You know the drill, answer as comments. Or not. See if I can tell the difference (I can).</p>
<p>I already wrote this once, but my computer deleted it.</p><p>Entertain me and answer with comments. </p><p>You're on a road trip. You get to pick three fictional movie characters from college movies. You're going to have the time of your life. Which three do you pick?</p>
<p>I shouldn't be writing this. I shouldn't be sitting here. I shouldn't even be breathing right now. But I am.</p><p>And I owe it to all of you, my friends, family, fans and casual readers.</p><p>I have so much to say right now, but I'll do my best and keep this short.</p>
<p><img src="/files/u2/hospital-sign.gif" alt="Hospital sign" title="Hi!" hspace="4" width="100" height="100" align="right" />Hey folks, it's Court, pardon the interruption.</p><p>Kc had an accident this past weekend and his friend WAM tells me that his neck and spine are injured, but that he is doing very well considering the extent of damage.</p>
<p>You know the drill. Answer as a comment. </p><p><img src="/files/u46/r2fb.jpeg" alt="" width="300" height="457" /> </p>
<p><img src="/files/u46/kc_vs_nyc_0.jpeg" alt="" width="400" height="300" /> </p><p><em><strong>(Just in case you forgot what I looked like and where I live)</strong></em> </p>
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