I already wrote this once, but my computer deleted it.

Entertain me and answer with comments.

You're on a road trip. You get to pick three fictional movie characters from college movies. You're going to have the time of your life. Which three do you pick?

Best wizard ever? Gandalf? Merlin? Obi Wan? Harry Potter? Michael Jordan? (Sorry, I'm watching LOTR and reading HP now.)

Does anybody know anybody who makes really cool canes? I don't need one, but I want one. Maybe extendable, maybe with a hidden sword. What does one of those things run?

Why, oh why, do chicks dig scars? The one on the back of my neck looks like a zipper. The one on my front looks like I received half of a Sicilian Necktie.

Anybody know a good literary agent? DeGraaf? Bash? I'm looking at you two.

Thanks gang, you're all the best.

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