What's your pornstar/stripper name? You know, you take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on or your middle name and your mom's maiden name. Ex. I'm either Tex Highland or Joe McDonald, depending on how you do this game.

What's your daily "Big O" record? Solo? Delivered? Received?

I can't and won't talk about it, but I'm personally really sick of Corporate America. So much so that I'm considering crossing the border. So my Northern neighbors, how bad is Corporate Canada? What are the other benefits to living in Canada? (I'm looking right at you Nelson).

Answer away as comments.

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