How to Grocery Shop When You’re Too Fucking High
The first thing you will notice is that there are a lot of sober people at grocery stores. Can they tell you’re stoned?
The first thing you will notice is that there are a lot of sober people at grocery stores. Can they tell you’re stoned?
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It's not that I’m afraid of commitment—I just don’t want to start something that’s not right for me.
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I cannot forgive you for making me spend what would have been my final year at Hogwarts shitting in the woods.
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And when I turned to find you, you were gone. How is that even possible? How could I fail to notice your location or distinguishing features?
Did you know that there's a hunger epidemic going on? And more importantly, did you know that the office switched to ordering from Fresh Direct?
I don’t need to remind you about the “Flower Pot Fiasco," the “Macaroni Art Disaster," or the “I Thought It Wasn’t Until Next Month” flop.