5 Sample Food Dreams for Eating Less During the Day
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!
At REM Diet Therapy Associates, we program you to dream of your favorite goodies so you wake up satisfied, and eat measurably less in daytime!
On Friday, we hiked to a secluded waterfall, and Uncle Trader Joe held my clothes while I showered with Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo and Body Wash.
You are cordially invited to the grand opening of Café Douchebag, the hottest restaurant openly pandering to the douchebag lifestyle.
Crap! Crap! Crap! Brain, you idiot, what did you just do? You don't want soymilk. Why did you say that? Ok, you can fix this, THINK...
In theory there could be infinite ways to experience a given object, but we are limited to just five. Sup with that?
A partial list of deadly menu items being added by fast food chains everywhere, as catalogued by the Department of Homeland Security.
Have you heard about sushis yet? It's the hottest new food trend, served cold and eaten with chopsticks. Stranger than that, it’s actually made of raw fish.
One has many obstacles to surmount when constructing the proper peanut butter (PB) and jelly (J) sandwich. Failure to plan properly may result in dangerous consequences.
"Eating an occasional value meal is fine, but super-sizing it simply puts you and others in danger," a Big Mac spokesman elaborated.
According to the internet, hot dogs are trying to kill everyone. But how much merit does the viral news of the hot dog's tendency to cancerify children's bodies carry?
I’m a foodie at heart, but I’m cheap and lazy in reality. With a bit of elbow grease and macaroni, I’ve figured out a way to both have my free cake and eat it to excess.
If this is all symbolic anyway, then why can't the church bless a package of Oreos and distribute them accordingly? You'd see more children paying attention.