Is Your Chicken Tired?
“You should always let your meat rest after it’s been cooked," they say. Does the chicken really need to rest after two hours of inactivity? Isn’t being dead rest enough?
Tag: Food
How Chocolate Cake in Las Vegas Sentenced a Man to Death
When you are fat, death is your closest friend. This week I battled my fat phobias while in Las Vegas, where I ate the biggest, most decadent piece of cake imaginable.
The Best Pizza on Earth: A 24-Hour Tasting Trip Around the World
Welcome to another weekly installment of Foodie Favs and Retreats. Join me for this 24-hour record-setting adventure to enjoy all the best pizza the Earth has to offer.
Your 3-Step Recipe for Ruining Thanksgiving
Your job this year is to ruin Thanksgiving for everybody. Here are three simple steps to accomplish that: complain, criticize, and be aloof.
RE: 12 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Bread
Thank you for submitting your piece, "12 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Bread," to LaughSmack. What you have written is absolute filth.
6 Bizarre Things You Can Deep-Fry, But Probably Shouldn’t
Deep-frying and deep-fried foods are now a major part of our lives, for better or worse. But the stuff in this list will either make you salivate or cringe and vomit.
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Want to Bang: Amuse Bouche
Amuse bouche is a chef's specialty that's served before the actual meal in order to get the audience revved up for the gastronomic journey sure to follow.
Don’t Blame Me, I’m Just the Manager at This Olive Garden
Alright, time for the evening server announcements here at Olive Garden. This is being passed down from corporate, so hey, don't shoot the messenger!
The ONLY 6 Reasons to Not Tip Your Server
If you really have your heart set on stiffing the minimum wage workers who serve your fatty, deep-fried goodness, then here are some legitimate excuses.
No Kids, We’re Not Going to Round Table Pizza After the Game
The Padres have developed a bit of a reputation as the "loser squad," and I wish I could say it's not deserved, but you boys are absolutely pathetic at baseball.
Simple Recipes to Impress the Person You Wanna Bang: Puerco Pibil with Rice
Puerco pibil is Spanish for "pork whatever the hell pibil means," and it's basically a super slow-roasted pork, marinated in the best damned spicy sauce you'll ever taste.
7 “Natural Ingredients” You’ll Wish I Hadn’t Just Told You About
What if I told you that the "natural ingredients" you're eating on the regular include beaver butt glands, sand, human hair, and mashed up beetles? You'd throw up.