My Brother-in-Law’s Proctologist’s Sister’s Second Husband’s Stepdaughter’s Cousin Has Five D1 Offers for Volleyball!
My kids? They’re doing all right. My boy’s a pediatric surgeon. My daughter does something with Alzheimer’s, I'm not sure.
Comedy Writing
The LeashFree® Pet Containment System is a Clear Violation of the Geneva Convention, Jeff
Listen to the language, Jeff. “Designated area,” ”gentle correction.” Is this our backyard or is this Auschwitz?
My Weekend at Uncle Trader Joe’s Cabin in the Woods
On Friday, we hiked to a secluded waterfall, and Uncle Trader Joe held my clothes while I showered with Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo and Body Wash.
Especially Bitter Selections from Hallmark’s “Rancor Collection”
For the lovable loser in your life: It seems like just yesterday you were in kindergarten… Now you work at Best Buy.