I’m Replacing Your Zoom Cooking Instructor, But I’ve Never Seen This Recipe Before, So Bear with Me
Oh. This is chicken marsala? I thought Chelsea said “chicken, more salsa!” That’s fine. Shouldn’t be too different.
Tag: Food
On the Dangerous Rise of Oat Milk, From Almond Milk
I had hoped the craze would die out before needing to call an emergency meeting at the alternative milk headquarters, the Portland Trader Joe's.
2020 as Told by My Very Healthy, Reasonable Grocery Lists
June 7th, 2020: Enriched flour, Sourdough starter, Yeast, Loaf of Sara Lee in case July 4th, 2020: Watermelon, American flag to burn, Hot dogs
One Man’s Eulogy to the Love That Nearly Killed Him
That’s when I see this sandwich, all multi-layered and cut in half with these giant toothpicks holding everything together.
Santa’s Reviews of Milk and Cookies
The thank-you note was from Whiskers, Sam Meowliot, and Purrt Russell. They also showed their gratitude by leaving some fur in the cookies.
The Stories Behind the Story Behind Dan Fogelberg’s “Same Old Lang Syne”
When I hear this song, I remember how Krakenfuss kept her grocery store open on Christmas Eve. She was the richest person in town and the meanest.
The Big Green Egg XXL Limited Edition Grill Responds to My Dad’s Comments about It Possibly Blowing Away with the Strong Winds Expected Tonight
I do not plan on blowing away before the next Thanksgiving. I am not merely a summer fling or a one-night affair.
I Am Your Smartphone Sitting in a Bag of Rice
Am I OK? What do you care? You’re just thinking, “Did anyone like the bikini pic I posted at the pool before I ALMOST KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?”
Holiday Cookie Recipe for the Anxious and Depressed
1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed
What Is Your State’s Official Beverage?
Huh, the state beverage of Delaware is also milk! That’s okay. We can drink milk in more than one state!
Winter Soups That Will Give Your Kids Something to Cry About
One week of these scared straight soups and your offspring will be begging for another Allrecipes "Easy Cheesy Noodle Family-Friendly Casserole."
Due to Covid Concerns, WRST’s Rocktober Fest Has Been Moved to December
We promise you'll still be able to throw horns while enjoying all your favorite affordable tribute bands like The Pho Fighters and Avenged Onefold.