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I’ve spent years following and grading Mackenzie, and never have I witnessed such an unsurpassed, rare, elite pedigree.

The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.

In Unit 2, we will delve into how I’m sick of your stupid shit too, and pretty please fuck off (and thank you).

I'm not gonna be a cop about booze or weed or the occasional mysterious disappearance of a fellow resident.

- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."

Keith Jeep prepares his daughter for college, public performance art goes awry, and Jean Collins makes her most daring call yet.

- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.

- Anecdote about resilience of human spirit - Science faculty smug whenever vaccine is mentioned

Dad: The town’s richest family used to own that. Now, everyone goes to Wally-Mart... Me: You have like, 17 pants from Walmart.

It was never clear what subject he was supposed to be teaching, since on our schedules it was spelled in mysterious runes that burned your eyes.

Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.

All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.