Alumni Mag Updates from Graduates Who Are Just Chillin’
James Davis (’20) is the founder and chief creative officer of a conspiracy theory about the Slinky.
Tag: College
Your College English Class, An Introduction to Monetizable I.P.
Students will become acquainted with works of literary importance—or as we refer to them, “leverageable assets with income producing potential.”
Are You Going to Grad School for the Right Reasons?
If you have an insatiable lust for owing thousands of dollars to a university, then don't let other people's warnings slow you down.
I’m Proud to Announce I’ve Been Selected to Pay for a Full-Ride Scholarship to the University of Business Online
While UBO might not be part of the “Ivy League,” it is part of something called the “Platinum Preferred Double Points Club."
You’ve Earned a University Achievement!
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
Five Turtles You Saved to Get into College and the Spine-Chilling Deaths They’ve Died Since
From the moment you looked into Doris's eyes, you knew that your father's assistant who majored in Comp Lit at Yale would find the right words to describe them.
Everything I Googled Post Student Loan Debt Panic
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
In Lieu of Hazing, Our Fraternity Will Make You Do Our Taxes
Streaking on the quad? We've got something way sicker for you: freelance income earned across multiple tax jurisdictions.
Your B_____ University Decision Letter
It is with great regret that we inform you that you are by far the worst applicant our university has ever seen.
I Created the Flavor Profiles for This Craft Coffee Roastery, and I Definitely Didn’t Make Them All Up
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.
Hey Elon, Buy My Professorship!
Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.
College Drama Workshop, or Clinical Depression?
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.