You’ve Earned a University Achievement!
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
As you level up, possible life paths include True Crime Podcasting and Stay-At-Home Child.
From the moment you looked into Doris's eyes, you knew that your father's assistant who majored in Comp Lit at Yale would find the right words to describe them.
“Modern-day Robin Hood example” “Modern-day Robin Hood not in jail” “How to sell eggs?”
Streaking on the quad? We've got something way sicker for you: freelance income earned across multiple tax jurisdictions.
It is with great regret that we inform you that you are by far the worst applicant our university has ever seen.
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.
Here’s a better deal for Elon: he can regain esteem, credibility, and respect by buying my status of tenured full professor.
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.
Smelling like a mix of Lay's Potato Chips, Victoria's Secret perfume, and Miller Lite for four years straight.
John Chris: I am in my tenth year of overseeing the murder division at Clemsaw Capital. I would be happy to help current students in any way I can!
The college was rebuilt in 1795 by local train tycoon Silas Tother when he needed a place to quietly send his troublesome boys, Phinneas and Hellmouth.
You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”