You will be a person who, needing more room for books, never once thinks the words “bricks” or “boards.”
5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.
I, The Scarecrow from Oz, Would like to Return My Brain in Exchange for Canceling My Student Loan Debt
They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.
Recommendation Letter to an Ivy League School or Comment from Judges at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show?
I’ve spent years following and grading Mackenzie, and never have I witnessed such an unsurpassed, rare, elite pedigree.
The mattresses, made of an experimental polymer developed by accident in our Food Science Lab, are virtually indestructible.
In Unit 2, we will delve into how I’m sick of your stupid shit too, and pretty please fuck off (and thank you).
I'm not gonna be a cop about booze or weed or the occasional mysterious disappearance of a fellow resident.
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."
Keith Jeep prepares his daughter for college, public performance art goes awry, and Jean Collins makes her most daring call yet.
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.
- Anecdote about resilience of human spirit - Science faculty smug whenever vaccine is mentioned
Dad: The town’s richest family used to own that. Now, everyone goes to Wally-Mart... Me: You have like, 17 pants from Walmart.