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From the moment that Santa delivered Moo Moo to you under the artificial Christmas tree, Moo has felt smothered.

My sticker is hilarious because instead of a normie cartoon of my nonexistent wife and darling children, I’ve got two big guns.

OK—technically you didn’t ask this, but no, you’re not supposed to sing along.

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.

Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”

Jesus was born on a virgin. A virgin is a kind of a airplane. There was a pilot there called Punch Us.

This Santa is cloned from DNA from the original St. Nicholas, and raised in captivity in our North Pole mock-up.

What’s the point of listening to obscure music if no one knows your doing it?

P.U., this clown stunk! Literally, he smelled like he crawled out of a sewer.

I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it

We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.

Setting up this stand in my backyard all those days ago, I never imagined the places we would go; we are now in the front yard.