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Gregg Siegel

Comedy Writing

The Meaning of Christmas, by Bobby Taylor, Age 6

Jesus was born on a virgin. A virgin is a kind of a airplane. There was a pilot there called Punch Us.

by Gregg Siegel
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December 22, 2022

Dad Jokes: Nursing Home Edition

by Gregg Siegel | July 21, 2023 | Doctor Funny

Some Of The Things Florida Republicans Are Seeking To Ban

by Gregg Siegel | May 31, 2023 | Doctor Funny

The Doors’ “Light My Fire” Working Draft

by Gregg Siegel | April 16, 2023 | Doctor Funny

Punk Band Name or Potential Line of Sex Toys?

by Gregg Siegel | April 14, 2023 | Greener Pastures

I Am Your Soda and My Fate Is Inevitable

by Gregg Siegel | April 5, 2023 | Doctor Funny

English Class Reading List or Erotic Fiction Title?

by Gregg Siegel | March 29, 2023 | Two Fifty One

Legal High Scoring Scrabble Word or Brand Name Prescription Drug?

by Gregg Siegel | March 28, 2023 | Greener Pastures

Doing Laundry or Masturbating?

by Gregg Siegel | March 28, 2023 | Robot Butt

Famous Literary Openings as Olde Timey Newspaper Advertisements

by Gregg Siegel | October 15, 2022 | Doctor Funny

I Am Your Toilet, and I Just Want to Say That the Things You People Do to Me Are Unspeakable

by Gregg Siegel | September 18, 2022 | Doctor Funny

Proposed Beatles Song Advertising Tie-Ins

by Gregg Siegel | September 1, 2022 | Greener Pastures

Football or Butt Stuff? You Make The Call!

by Gregg Siegel | September 1, 2022 | The Haven

Instant Rock & Roll Supergroups (With No Accounting For Potential Artistic Differences)

by Gregg Siegel | August 31, 2022 | Other Publication

“Write Fifty Tom Swifties For Me,” She Said Longingly

by Gregg Siegel | July 21, 2022 | MuddyUm

Rejected titles for James Bond movies

by Gregg Siegel | July 20, 2022 | The Haven

A Selection of Modified Holidays as Proposed by People Who Really, Really Like Guns

by Gregg Siegel | June 16, 2022 | MuddyUm

Which Collective Animal Terms Were Created By Professional Zoologists, And Which Were Created By Me Just Now?

by Gregg Siegel | June 13, 2022 | Slackjaw

Excerpts from my new blog: “Getting my ‘killing the bad guy’ one-liners ready for when I become an A-list action hero movie screenwriter starring in my own movies.”

by Gregg Siegel | June 7, 2022 | The Haven

So, Is It Wrong to Steal a Loaf of Bread to Feed Your Starving Child?

by Gregg Siegel | June 1, 2022 | Greener Pastures

“My New Friend in Daycare IS TOO Named Idiot,” and Other Names as Misheard by My Toddler

by Gregg Siegel | May 13, 2022 | Frazzled

Hey, You Just Gave Me That COVID Poison Poke and Now My Keys Are Missing!

by Gregg Siegel | April 28, 2022 | The Haven

I am the narrator of The Tell-Tale Heart, and I’m here about the elder care position

by Gregg Siegel | April 20, 2022 | Greener Pastures

Classic Rock Song Titles As Vaguely Discerned Through a Veil of Exhaustion by New Parents

by Gregg Siegel | March 24, 2022 | Frazzled