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Marie__LocalHairgirl9: A huge part of my childhood. I skinny dipped in the reactor pool as a teen and since then I’ve had a 60 foot vertical leap.

Do not stay on the toilet for extended periods. By minute three or four you’re risking a nasty bite.

Millennials and Gen Z don’t understand how valuable a sense of camaraderie is, or how important mistress time is.

Finally. A gender for men. Man 2 isn’t your GRANDMOTHER’S GENDER. Or your grandfather’s, strictly speaking.

Looking around, all I see are duds. In the sandbox, I see toddlers who don’t even know how to use their own feet.

I’ve been told that the back of my head is so soft, it's like those $10 holiday blankets you get at Target.

Wait, no, maybe it was his wife who killed his business partner? I don’t know-- someone died, is the gist of it.

I will not condemn this man to death until this jury promises to come see my band this weekend.

And God said, “Let there be great music so none of them talk to each other,” and there was a DJ who worked in finance but DJed on the side.

Atheists say there are no higher powers, but the first time you see a Neptoid’s sponges you’ll realize atheists don’t know shit.

Whoever wins announces total dominion over all of humanity and also, they get to go first the next round.

I had been changed into the hideous Mister Jekyll. That’s right... I WAS NO LONGER A DOCTOR!!!