Just Because You Have Issues and I’m Murdering You Doesn’t Make This “Elevated Horror”

I’m sorry you have broader personal or political issues you haven’t resolved, but those have nothing to do with the ways I’ve been killing you guys.

• by Pat Cassels
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• February 21, 2023

Ways I Imagined I Might Die When I Was a Kid

I decide not to say “please” or “thank you” and I’m immediately pummeled to death by a diner waitress.

• by Anthony DeThomas
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• January 5, 2023