Grizzly Murder: Sarah Palin Killed My Dog
Sarah Palin murdered a 9-year-old girl in Arizona the other day. It'’s true. I read it on CNN. Her death is a tragedy and Grizzly Mama is very clearly evil.
Sarah Palin murdered a 9-year-old girl in Arizona the other day. It'’s true. I read it on CNN. Her death is a tragedy and Grizzly Mama is very clearly evil.
One of my biggest nemeses in the insect world is the cave cricket, something that quite literally crawled its way out from the depths of the underworld.
My most embarrassing misconception: I always thought penguins were as tall as humans. There's never anything in Antarctica to reference their size!
We all love our dogs. But there is a very real and frightening issue of the growing communist threat. Here are five ways to tell if your dog is a Pinko.
<p>Today, I thought I was doing my dog a favor, that favor being blowing her fuckin' mind, man. But when I held up a big mirror to her today, she reacted as if I told her (or anyone) that Mark McGuire admitted using steroids.</p><p>She was a stone cold bitch, and while I like that in women, I don't in dogs. </p>
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There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.
One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.
Dead cats can be just as much fun as alive cats!
Personality goes a long way for a dog. If we loved the cock just as much, it might be totally uncool for them to fight, too.
In the past, infomercials were all but useless crap. Enter Doggy-Steps, the only product guaranteed to tap your Achilles pet heel and wallet.
Episode of Walker Texas Ranger prompts reader to wonder: Do deer only perform telepathy with a select few hunters?