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Grizzly Murder: Sarah Palin Killed My Dog

Sarah Palin murdered a 9-year-old girl in Arizona the other day. It'’s true. I read it on CNN. Her death is a tragedy and Grizzly Mama is very clearly evil.

by Nathan DeGraaf
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January 13, 2011
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I’m Buggin’ over Cave Crickets (Rhaphidophoridae)

One of my biggest nemeses in the insect world is the cave cricket, something that quite literally crawled its way out from the depths of the underworld.

by Andrei Trostel
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November 12, 2010
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Penguins next to a glacier for size reference

Potential Observations on Dandruff, Penguins and Email

My most embarrassing misconception: I always thought penguins were as tall as humans. There's never anything in Antarctica to reference their size!

by Steffan Rollins
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November 9, 2010
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5 Ways to Tell If Your Dog is a Communist

We all love our dogs. But there is a very real and frightening issue of the growing communist threat. Here are five ways to tell if your dog is a Pinko.

by Joe Gillard
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August 16, 2010
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Why Don’t Mirrors Blow My Dog’s Fuckin’ Mind?

Today, I thought I was doing my dog a favor, that favor being blowing her fuckin' mind, man. But when I held up a big mirror to her today, she reacted as if I told her (or anyone) that Mark McGuire admitted using steroids.She was a stone cold bitch, and while I like that in women, I don't in dogs.

by Paul Frank
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January 14, 2010
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Canada Geese: The New Terrorist Threat

by KC Jayfree
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January 17, 2009
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How to Decontaminate Your Radioactive Hamster

There are a lot of bad things that can happen to people in this screwed-up world, but there's nothing worse than discovering your hamster is contaminated.

by Crad Kilodney
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October 24, 2008
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Cat vs. Dog Owners: A Scientific Analysis

One of the questions that has been around since the beginning of time--or at the very least, PetSmart--is whether a person prefers either dogs or cats as a pet.