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Fenrir and Sköll were raised by wolves in the New Mexico desert. Today, the feral sisters redesign homes for people who identify as animals.

9. Vino Rosso (12-1) – Means "red wine" in Italian and "try-hard" in English.

Aristotle: “Man, when perfected, is the best of animals,/ but when separated from poppies and almond trees, he is the worst of all.”

If that’s not bad enough, the elk start head-butting each other out of sheer horniness for all to see. It’s like living in a frat house.

He's always asleep during both sunrise and sunset, so he's never seen one before. Doesn't get what the big deal is.

This week’s tarantula would have proven less challenging if we had found it straight away, rather than four hours later during Tina’s sleepover.

Before writing me off as some vengeful psycho, consider that this little dog thought it was funny to lick Lucy’s face without her consent.

Everyone knows I’m a patriot, but being eaten by a pack of mega-wolves with no natural predators ain’t exactly dying for your country.

“Give me a lawyer penguin.” This suspect would like to be represented by Danny Devito’s Penguin from the classic Batman Returns.

At a certain point, your homeboy Wile E. must realize there's more to life than trying to murder some bird. Like chilling on a perfect afternoon.

I am the caregiver, companion, and confidante to 76 small and medium-sized birds that share my heart and my home. AMA!

Contrary to popular opinion, the aliens said even doomsday preppers won't make it that far in an apocalypse. They were explicit on this.