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The members dance in like Ellen: Everyone loves Ellen! She’s the kind of complacent we can all get behind!

Your bags are important to you, but they're unpaying dead cargo to us and we are proud to be the only airline that has outlawed luggage on our fleet!

Despite being “Employee of the Month” at the Chili’s I work at, this pales in comparison to the abysmal feeling of not being a billionaire.

We're always putting our customers' needs first. And they need more meat. So we’re shoving 20 times the beef into our lasagnas.

You flee down hallways. Everywhere, people are being NICE to each other! They jump out from the darkness, only to grab other people in huge hugs!

I started out as just an idealistic kid with nothing more than ambition, determination, and the portfolio of Fortune 500 clients my father gave me.

I literally feel their struggles, taste their fears, and nibble their dreams as the virile light in their eyes becomes my own.

Steven, traveling solo, wants to post an Instagram of his ravioli. But Germany is 6 hours ahead, so he risks his picture bombing if he posts it now.

Some of these are horses that made the turns and came out on top. Some are turns of phrase associated with a horse still in the running.

Unfortunately, the use of our XR line to assist in a murder of anyone is strictly prohibited.

I caught your last prep school match against Groton, and let me be plain: you are a truly gifted combat juggler, a “once-in-a-century” talent.

Any path, regardless of magic type, has one result?---social isolation and perverse obsession with colorful vests.