England Jokes
Top 10 funny things about England:
- Forget gun crime and terrorism, nudism is the number one national threat: British Naked Walker Gets Jail Sentence From Hung Jury
- But bad breath is a close second: British Dental Hygiene Report
- They can legally start drinking at 18 but they’re still crap at it: The World's Best Drinkers
- Ever heard of cricket and rugby? Nevermind, extreme ironing is England’s national sport: Extreme Sports World Tour
- Nobody notices when poodles are on pills: Bitch Mighta Got Doped at British Dog Show
- Big Ben is a Clock, not a seven foot Norwegian male prostitute: Summer Vacation Fun Guide
- Englishmen in America are common and not just the lyrics to an annoying song by Sting: An Englishman in America
- Simply put, double decker buses versus triple decker burgers: Why America is Better than England
- From space, images have shown stout men wearing top hats waddling around in Union Jack vests: Putting a Face with a Country
- Their sitcoms always have the stupidest, slapstick catchphrases: British Sitcom
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