… like a pedophile at a playground.

‘Cause The Dude said he'd be coming back very soon.

Related
Teens Need to Put Down Their Phones and Get Hunted by Me, a Masked Killer
Lillie Franks
October 3, 2023
Weekly To-Don’t List
Mark Carlson
October 2, 2023
Imagined Diary of Woman Who Can Pull Off a Loose Braid
Scarlet Meyer
October 2, 2023
How to Check If a Casino Bonus Is Worth It
Mark Mullis
October 2, 2023

Resources