Geoff is currently a 2D animator on various comedic film and television projects, including the FXX animated series, ‘Archer’, Marvel's Hit-Monkey, and America: The Motion Picture on Netflix. In his free time, he enjoys writing jokes and comedy pitches.



Jokes

Which book about decision making should I read first?

— Geoffrey Ross,

Today is the first day of the rest of my week.

— Geoffrey Ross,

🎶 My anxiety has a first name, it’s M-O-N-E-Y! 🎵

— Geoffrey Ross,

If my walls could talk they would say, “go outside!”

— Geoffrey Ross,

A watched pot may never boil, but a boiled watch makes time a thing of the past.

— Geoffrey Ross,

Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have.

— Geoffrey Ross,

They say you can’t reinvent the wheel, but what would you call a Lazy Susan?

— Geoffrey Ross,

I guess I’m going to have to be the one to produce the Scarface prequel, Scabface.

— Geoffrey Ross,
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