Observations are insights and tidbits from my life, posted for you to reflect on, or me to expound on, but not necessarily to completion. Enjoy…

October 2014
Observations Like Kansas City Style Ebola
Observations Like Steamed Hipsters

August 2013
Observations Move to Russia

April 2013
Observations Bombed

August 2011
Observations of Bad Drivers on Facebook

May 2011
Observations Like a Graduating Class

September 2010
Observations Read News
Observations Like an Ungodly Burrito
Observations From a Very Labored Old Dude

April 2010
Observations From Yet Another Relationship Breakup

March 2010
Observations Like a Marinated Pork Tenderloin

February 2010
Jay Leno Takes Over the Observations
Observations Missed a Day Somewhere
Observations Like an Aged Internet Writer

January 2010
Observations Like a Scottish Hangover
Observations Like Your Mom

September 2009
Observations Like a Pulled Groin

May 2009
Observations from My So Called Fucking Life

March 2009
Observations Highlight Fleas and Markets

August 2008
Observations Take the Bronze

June 2008
Observations on House Arrest
Observations Serve the Community
A Day Late with the Observations
Observations Like a Misspelled Word

May 2008
Memorial Day Observations
Observations on my 765th Post

April 2008
I Apologize for My Observations
Observations Like Cheap Child Care
Observations like a Creative Process

March 2008
Mad Observations
Observations Cave In

February 2008
Observations like an Ancient Rope
Shaking up the Observations

January 2008
Observations with Two Tied Hands
King Day Observations
Observations like Doodles of Cheese

December 2007
The Last Observations of 2007
Yuletide Observations
Observations like Your First Time
Observations like a Racist Blogger

November 2007
Observations and Awards Living Together

October 2007
Observations like a Helmet Discarded
Observations on my 620th Post
Observations to End all Wars
Observations like a Ticking Clock
Observations from a Few Days in Baseball

September 2007
Observations like a Tuesday Test Day
Observations on a Thursday
Observations like a Bullshit Poll

August 2007
Observations from a Four Day Weekend
Observations like a Bar Hopping Idiot
Observations like a Stupid Kid
Observations like a Terrorized Harlot

July 2007
Observations like Banana Runts
Observations like Beaten Meat
Observations like a Washed up Athlete
Observations like a Hairy Co-Pilot

June 2007
Observations like a Save Situation
Observations like a Razor's Edge
Observations like a Week Off
Observations like a Killer Joke

May 2007
Observations like Free Beer
Observations like a Brand New Holiday
Observations That May Never Be Seen
Observations are Still on Version 1.0

April 2007
Observations like a Three Legged Dog
Observations like a Tardy Post
Observations like a Wounded Psych Major
Observations like Stale Pizza

March 2007
Observations like I Give a Damn
Observations like a Wasted Saint
Observations from Mr. DeGraaf

February 2007
Observations like Burning Calories
Observations like Dead Friends
Observations like a Jell-O Funeral
Observations from Super Bowl XLI

January 2007
Observations like a Satellite Monopoly
Observations from the Middle Stall
Observations from Behind the Scenes
Obervations like a Lil' Girl's Song
Observations like a Dead Godfather

December 2006
My Observations, Brought to You By Me
Observations are Back

October 2006
First Pig Prizewinning Observations

September 2006
Observations like a Long Weekend

August 2006
Observations like a Big Lunch
Observations like a Busy Work Day
Observations like I May Be Drunk
Observations both Lost and Found

July 2006
Observations like I’m Bankrupt of Ideas
Observations like a Beautiful Moron

June 2006
Observations like a Greasy Red Card
Observations like an Old Cop

May 2006
Observations like a Sturdy Stool
Observations like a Drunk Bumblebee
Observations like I Read the News
Observations like a Cute Butt

April 2006
Observations like a Hollywood Offspring
Observations like a Human Pool
Observations like a Nitrate Loaded Diet
Observations like an Old Toilet

March 2006
Observations like a Sour Apple
Observations like a Stained Couch
Observations like Another Beer
Observations like a Nosy Clerk

February 2006
Observations like a Stoned Running Back
Observations like a Decent Rerun
Observations like a Danish Cartoon

January 2006
Observations like Cherry Pez
Observations on a Football Sunday
Observations for the Fellas
Observations like a $25 Haircut

December 2005
Observations like a Crap Throwing Chimp
Observations like an Empty Train
Observations Like a Decorated Corpse
Observations like an Oddball Column

November 2005
Observations like a Hairy Misdemeanor
Observations like a Fridgeworthy Sketch

October 2005
Observations like a Soy Burger
Observations like a Lazy Sunday
Observations like a Rusty Cougar

September 2005
Observations like a Tasered Drunk
Observations like a Sloppy Kiss
Observations like a Medicated Rash
Observations like a Box of Rain

August 2005
Observations like a Nasty Hangover
Observations like Soggy Wood
Observations like a Dirty Ashtray

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