I ship out to Lackland AFB, Texas, on a Tuesday. I had sex on a Tuesday once. Logically, this coming Tuesday is going to be a good day.
My training period will encompass the theatrical releases of Iron Man, Indy Jones, and Speed Racer. It's unfair, really.
Other historical events that fall within this period include the 2nd anniversary of my 21st birthday, Memorial Day Weekend, and the beginning of the Spummer season. Don't know about Spummer? Maybe I'll write a column about it after I finish basic training.
This'll be the last time in a long time that I'll be actively inactive at PointsinCase, so I just wanted to take time in this post to remind everyone to spay and neuter their friends and family.
On a serious note, please remember to keep all US servicemen and women of the armed forces in your prayers. And if you're an atheist, go buy war bonds or something. Or if you're a hot atheist, have sex with a serviceman. Anything to show you care.
Well, off I go into the wild blue yonder! Don't party too hard while I'm off learning how to make my bed and roll my underwear!